An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
White House Solves Tax, Openness Crisis
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, a large part of the American electorate -- mostly obstructionist Republicans, of course -- has expressed some concern over the minor financial and record-keeping lapses of certain of the President's Cabinet and Administration positions. To allay those concerns, the White House has formulated a new policy fully in keeping with its commitment to openness and accountability to adress this issue.
"We're not going to tell you any more."
PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?
GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."
NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"
GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."
"We're not going to tell you any more."
PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?
GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."
NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"
GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Have You Called Your Senator to Oppose The "Stimulus" Plan Yet?
You can reach their official site by adding their name to senate.gov, as in "www.spinelessleech.senate.gov."
Nag them early and often.
Nag them early and often.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
What's In a Name?
Via Tim Blair
Hey, 'journalist,' you can call it 'fellatio' if you like, but that doesn't mean you're any good at it...
Hey, 'journalist,' you can call it 'fellatio' if you like, but that doesn't mean you're any good at it...
Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander in Chief. Sir.
Obama proposes cuts to veterans' health
Obama Thanks UN for Iraqi Elections, ignores US Troops
Obama Snubs Medal of Honor Winners
Obama Snubs Wounded Troops
""Every single day that I am in the White House, I will try to serve you as well as you are serving the United States of America," the president said."
Good luck with that recruiting and retention thing, Oh, Great and Powerful Ob...
Obama Thanks UN for Iraqi Elections, ignores US Troops
Obama Snubs Medal of Honor Winners
Obama Snubs Wounded Troops
""Every single day that I am in the White House, I will try to serve you as well as you are serving the United States of America," the president said."
Good luck with that recruiting and retention thing, Oh, Great and Powerful Ob...