An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter.
The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed.
For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed.
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
Congressman worried Navy will sink Guam...
Capitol Police subsequently arrested Congressman Johnson and escorted him from the podium on a charge of Talking Like a Real Democrat On Camera...
Whether he was using a metaphor or not, he sounds like a complete moron. I mean the last time I struggled to find a word that much (and the word was "width" for god sake!), I was coming off a 2 day bender.
The real tragedy
ReplyDeleteis that this guy is a U.S. Congressman.
No wonder we are in so much trouble.
Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life!
ReplyDeleteWhether he was using a metaphor or not, he sounds like a complete moron. I mean the last time I struggled to find a word that much (and the word was "width" for god sake!), I was coming off a 2 day bender.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, Petty Officer, he's not fat.
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