An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Obama: "Hey, I don't fly commercial. Now shut up and get in line for your groping..."
"He has erected a multitude of new Offices,
and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,
and eat out their substance."
"Now let your President see you naked,
Friday, November 19, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: SMITTY'S SERVICE VIDEO!
In honor of his upcoming deployment to Afghanistan, TBL is proud to present this EXCLUSIVE video, TORN from the steaming pages of Wikileaks, a record of then-Commander Smitty counseling a wayward crewmember in need of command guidance.
Three Beers Later wishes the men and women of Smitty's proud new command a safe and successful deployment.
Three Beers Later wishes the men and women of Smitty's proud new command a safe and successful deployment.
Monday, November 15, 2010
You Might Be a Redneck...a different take
Spot the metrosexual in this picture.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya all are.
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
Where's the PoliSci major in this scene?
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
Which of these is the edgy urban magazine journalist? Trick question.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.