An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, December 18, 2010
BREAKING NEWS! Barack Obama Switching Parties!
Following the defection of two African-American Congressmen from the Democrats to the Republican Party down in Georgia, Obama's own forced accommodation of the GOP on the Bush tax rates, the catastrophic defeat of the 'Porkulus' Omnibus bill, and the decisive repudiation of the DREAM Act immigration amnesty bill in the Senate, the President has declared his intention to cross the aisle in the hopes of getting something done in the last years of his troubled first term...
'It has become increasingly self-evident that only an Administration working in concert
with an effective, uncorrupted Congressional leadership that pays close attention to the will
of the American people has any hope of meaningful and lasting achievement on behalf of
this great nation. To that end I am renouncing my affiliation with the Democratic —
Hey, wait a minute! This isn't my script! I never approved this! Who wrote this?
WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME?!"
Friday, December 17, 2010
OBAMA ENDORSES BUSH ECONOMIC AGENDA!
President embraces Bush tax reforms; collapse of Democrat pork surge...
"We must steer this great nation back from the
tragic mistakes of 2006 and my admini —
Hey, this isn't my teleprompter..."
"Yeah. I'm that good..."
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
BREAKING SUPREME COURT NEWS
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity
scene in Washington, DC this Christmas. This isn't for
any religious or constitutional reason; they simply
have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin
in the nation's capital. There was no problem,
however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
scene in Washington, DC this Christmas. This isn't for
any religious or constitutional reason; they simply
have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin
in the nation's capital. There was no problem,
however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.