An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Obama the Post-Turtle President!
HT: BubbaJunebug Free Republic
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!'
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!'
Friday, June 8, 2012
National Day of Blogger Silence
... actually, the silence is being taken care of pretty well by our distinguished members of Congress (Thanks, Chambliss, where the hell is everybody else?), our vigilant Department of Justice, who take no notice even though SWATing has been a Federal crime since 2009, the Democrat movers and shakers who hire and profit from Kimberlin and Rauhauser's attempts at intimidation, the 'principled' Democrat peons who vote for them and the Latte Lefty celebrities who subsidize them.
The rest of us need to turn it to eleven.
Paul Lemmen over at Stacy McCain's caught one of these wannabe strongarms in the act and ran him off his property. I'm a little more proactive than that. It's not like I can't be found; I've been demonstrating on the same corner for going on ten years now every Friday evening in Studio City...
...and lord knows my address ain't a big public secret, so let me make it a little easier for anyone who wants to come by and give me shit.
The rest of us need to turn it to eleven.
Paul Lemmen over at Stacy McCain's caught one of these wannabe strongarms in the act and ran him off his property. I'm a little more proactive than that. It's not like I can't be found; I've been demonstrating on the same corner for going on ten years now every Friday evening in Studio City...
...and lord knows my address ain't a big public secret, so let me make it a little easier for anyone who wants to come by and give me shit.
This is the view from my driveway...
This is the view from my stairs...
This is the view from my deck...
...and this is the view from my door.
Monday, June 4, 2012
Memorial Day Parade, Canoga Park CA
Apologies and a Plug
Sorry for the lack of posting last week, but between work and plugging for CA GOP Congressional candidate Mark Reed, (five rallies in the last five days); I've been swamped.
Mark Reed and John Bolton
To all you CA voters in the new district D's Howard Berman and Brad Sherman are fighting over, I really recommend you take a look at Mark Reed. He is NOT endorsed by the State GOP, a plus in my book, but by the LA County Republicans, who live and work in the district and know the man.
This election year is beginning to convince me that serfdom may in fact be the natural state of man. It is disheartening to see how many people who thought "Hope and Change" actually
meant something can't parse two simple sentences like "Want Change? Change Your Vote." The whinge, "but that makes no seeeeeense!" may just be the Democratic campaign slogan that sticks.
I think the winner this week had to be the Studio City Latte Lefty who told me you can't fix the problem of corrupt, insular incumbents.... by voting out incumbents.
And someone has got all the local transients announcing they are part of Occupy. That must be helping the donations.
Seriously, you look at LA's Congressional delegation, and you quickly come to the realization that California's true system of government must be
Goverment of the mutants...
By the mutants...
For the mutants...
Go ahead and mock California, America. One more election... and you're us.
Mark Reed and John Bolton
To all you CA voters in the new district D's Howard Berman and Brad Sherman are fighting over, I really recommend you take a look at Mark Reed. He is NOT endorsed by the State GOP, a plus in my book, but by the LA County Republicans, who live and work in the district and know the man.
This election year is beginning to convince me that serfdom may in fact be the natural state of man. It is disheartening to see how many people who thought "Hope and Change" actually
With Rick Santorum
meant something can't parse two simple sentences like "Want Change? Change Your Vote." The whinge, "but that makes no seeeeeense!" may just be the Democratic campaign slogan that sticks.
And someone has got all the local transients announcing they are part of Occupy. That must be helping the donations.
Seriously, you look at LA's Congressional delegation, and you quickly come to the realization that California's true system of government must be
Goverment of the mutants...
By the mutants...
For the mutants...
Go ahead and mock California, America. One more election... and you're us.