RULE 5 and IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

 As long time readers of Three Beers Later know, one of my "george" duties is occasionally cleaning up after Robert Stacy McCain when he commits the Rule 5 faux pas of hyping lesbians and then not providing any lesbians.

I thought we had put that behind us, but then in last week's perfectly wholesome and family friendly discussion of the health complications of anal sex, longtime commenter "Adjoran" just had to drag Rule 5 into it.  So I really have no choice here, folks:




Just keep in mind, folks this is all the fault of the guy who insisted Mitt Romney would be our candidate whether we liked it or not.  I wash my hands of it.

ANTI-OBAMA VANDAL OUTED...!

Deer doesn't dig this dude's display

Yes, Barack Obama is an affront to Nature herself!

White House Says Administration, Obama policies, not reponsible for Middle East Debacle!

"White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on Friday insisted that the protests in the Middle East are not “directed at the United States” but are instead the direct result of an anti-Muslim YouTube clip.
“This is a fairly volatile situation, and it is in response not to United States policy, obviously not to the administration, not to the American people. It is in response to a video, a film, that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting — that in no way justifies any violent reaction to it.”
Carney went on to repeat this point at least two more times during his daily press briefing with reporters." -- The Blaze

 

By the way, that film that in no way justifies any violent reaction to it?  The Administration just arrested the producer, in response to demands from Arab extremists in the Middle East. 

Now we know what Obama's second term will look like...

Hypocrites and craven lickspittles one and all, this Administration and anyone who votes for it.

Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan says "Just say no to drugs..."

...and being chucked off tenement rooftops.

Obama plays OJ card, vows to track down killers of US Ambassador... in Vegas.

"Hey!  Is that a terrorist over there?  Him! In the fez...!  What's a Shriner?"

But the search is relentless...

 "Nope, no Libyan terrorists in there..."

"None under here, either..."

"What's that, Bo? Libyan terrorists pushed the ambassador down the well
and he can't get out?"

"They're not behind that damn flag, either."
"Nope."

"Oh, well, tough day... let's go get a pizza before the
fundraiser! I need a hug"

NYFD 9/11

Democrats LOVE Getting the Finger...

Kudos for Chekov!

Walter Koenig to unveil star on Hollywood Walk of Fame today...

Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan

Rule 5—Because Stacy McCain will probably "Forget" the lesbians AGAIN at some point...

Here are some French lesbians on account, as it were...