WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, a large part of the American electorate -- mostly obstructionist Republicans, of course -- has expressed some concern over the minor financial and record-keeping lapses of certain of the President's Cabinet and Administration positions. To allay those concerns, the White House has formulated a new policy fully in keeping with its commitment to openness and accountability to adress this issue.
"We're not going to tell you any more."
PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?
GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."
NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"
GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."
“North Sea Oil Workers Cannot be Sacrificed on the Altar of Net Zero”:
Unions Go to War on Labour’s “Irresponsible” Green Policy
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...the union Unite has launched a campaign against Labour’s policy of
refusing licences for new oil and gas extraction in the North Sea.
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