Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Cool Scott Brown Facts

When Scott Brown passes Dick Cheney in the street... Cheney acknowledges his existence.
The reason they haven't made any more of those 'most interesting man in the world' beer commercials is because Scott Brown wouldn't grow the beard back.
Jack Bauer got the job because Scott Brown didn't see why he'd need more than 21 hours, tops,
Scott Brown once arm-wrestled Sarah Palin...to a draw.
After Scott Brown talked to Steven Spielberg, Spielberg was cured of his daddy and abandonment issues and went back to making good movies.
Scott Brown eats delta smelt sandwiches.
When George Washington crossed the Delaware, Scott Brown towed his boat... with THE TRUCK.
Ted Kennedy has never appeared in a zombie movie because Scott Brown told him to lay the hell back down. Now.
Jethro Gibbs lets Scott Brown slap people on the head for him.
Ziva David sniffs Scott Brown's hair when she thinks he won't notice. Scott Brown notices everything.
Abby does his TurboTax for him... for free.
Scott Brown doesn't use Axe deodorant... he's a donor.

7 comments:

Carol said...: Tom, where have you been? I've missed your little "rants" over at the Closet.

You sound like a sore loser, Tom. You should work on that. And while we are on the subject, WE WON!; January 20, 2010 at 6:01 AM
missred said...: excellent, richard. you forgot that tony dinozza has passed his mantle of the ultimate alpha male to scott brown. and mcgee is now writing a book on the superman scott brown.; January 20, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Anonymous said...: I agree with Tom that CongressWeasels aren't - or at least haven't been - paying any attention to us. Maybe that will change now, JUST enough to stop the destruction of ALL our liberties.

What can Brown do for me? MAYBE help save my country from the Neo-Monarchists in DC now!; January 20, 2010 at 10:17 AM
richard mcenroe said...: Prairiecat55kc -- why take the chance. They've had years, decades to prove they deserved our trust. Turn the rascals out and start over! No conversions at the foot of the gallows...!; January 20, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Bob Belvedere said...: Quoted from and Linked to at:
Happy Anniversary Mr. President; January 20, 2010 at 5:46 PM
RebeccaH said...: Perfect, Richard!

Also, the Terminator said "Ah'll be back", and Scott Brown said, "No, you won't."; January 20, 2010 at 6:40 PM
John Hardy said...: Ted Kennedy has never appeared in a zombie movie because Scott Brown told him to lay the hell back down. Thanks for sharing this post. Now it's time to avail Custom Kraft Boxes for more information.; October 26, 2022 at 3:47 AM