An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Zombie Mannequin Defends Kulcha:
“Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.”
So I have a Constitutional right to be a state- subsidized writer huh?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BITCH.
Where's the Federal mandate for my guaranteed bestseller status, huh, you fascist harpy?
Where's my legislated PEN Award, you bourgeois slut!
Where's my government Hugo Award, you termagant?
You think you're doing me a favor? Well, you ain't done enough, cow! In fact, you can NEVER do enough.
I WANT MORE. NOW. ALWAYS.
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