!FACTS! Prove Jesus Was a Democrat!

Sorry, but there it is...

1.  He was born and lived a Jew.  Jews historically vote predominantly Democrat.
2.  He had an inordinate fondness for taxes and big government, as in "render unto Caesar..."
3.  He was hostile to banks and small business, as witnessed by His behavior with the money lenders and merchants in the Temple.
4.  He spent His last days hanging out with convicted felons.
5.  When he died He went straight to Hell.  That should prove it right there, but...
6.  When He got there, He changed the rules so He and His supporters got off scot free...

The !EVIDENCE! seems conclusive...