Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Thursday, July 26, 2012

GLOBAL TWITTER SHUTDOWN EXPOSED AS RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY

Security cameras at the Twitter server farm provide damning evidence...

Local, state and DHS agencies are investigating possible tie-ins to sinister rightwing militia groups, based on known associates of the prime suspect...

BREAKING UPDATE: Prime suspect in the Twitter crash leaks manifesto blaming his actions on the economy, Road Runner cartoons and last summer's remake of The Three Stooges.... EXPECT FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS...FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS DELIVERED

3 comments:

ZillaJuly 26, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!
I was waiting for someone to blame Stacy, because everything that every goes wrong anywhere is always his fault - well that's what I heard, anyway.
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Bob BelvedereJuly 26, 2012 at 2:43 PM
You convinced me.
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ZillaJuly 27, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Hey Richard, you got some linky love from Canada:
http://impolitecanadian.blogspot.ca/2012/07/that-chick-fil-thang.html
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