Thursday, July 26, 2012

GLOBAL TWITTER SHUTDOWN EXPOSED AS RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY

Security cameras at the Twitter server farm provide damning evidence...
Local, state and DHS agencies are investigating possible tie-ins to sinister rightwing militia groups, based on known associates of the prime suspect...

BREAKING UPDATE: Prime suspect in the Twitter crash leaks manifesto blaming his actions on the economy, Road Runner cartoons and last summer's remake of The Three Stooges.... EXPECT FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS...FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS DELIVERED

3 comments:

  1. Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!
    I was waiting for someone to blame Stacy, because everything that every goes wrong anywhere is always his fault - well that's what I heard, anyway.

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  2. Hey Richard, you got some linky love from Canada:
    http://impolitecanadian.blogspot.ca/2012/07/that-chick-fil-thang.html

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