Enthusiastically toadying to Presidente Calderon of Mexico, the kleptocratic sock puppet of a failed state on our Southern border (and I don't mean California), Barack Obama announced that "our shared values transcend our shared borders... and since our borders are being transcended anyway, I've ordered the Navy to re-occupy the Vera Cruz oil fields. This will dramatically reduce our dependence on foreign oil and end the need for offshore drilling..."
US Navy alleviating domestic energy crisis, Vera Cruz, Mexico
