Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Bird offers the secret of the internet...

There's a little red cardinal beating his brains out on the glass door to our kitchen.  He's been doing this all day for over a week now.

It's not getting him anywhere.  The door will never open.  All he gets is aggravation and a headache.  But he keeps ramming the same door, over and over, day after day.

I watch this bird and I begin to think that maybe the purpose of the internet IS nothing but porn, Bieber tweets and best-10 lists on Cracked and Gawker...

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Rule 5 -- Bongo Man!

Dedicated to the Brave Social Justice Warriors of Starbucks.  No Reason.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

An Unrevisionist Irish History...

95% of Irish history ends in the words: "And then he was betrayed by..." This covers everybody from Finn mac Cool to the Men of '98 to Michael Collins.

3% of Irish history ends in the words: "And then success went to his head and turned his brains to shite..." This covers everyone from Conn of the Hundred Battles to the Kennedies and Michael Flatley.

And 2% of Irish history ends with the words "And then he made something of himself, but he had to leave Ireland to do it." This covers everyone from St. Brendan to the Duke of Wellington to George Bernard Shaw and John Ford and, well, ALL of our ancestors...


Thursday, March 12, 2015

Rule 5 Brooks Gettin' Dunn!

Rule 5 Extra Dirty!

Friday, March 6, 2015

Rule 5 Biden Exploratory Campaign Committee Picks Theme Song

Announces Vice President intends to reach out to the majority of Americans...

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Robert Stacy McCain Has Written a Book on Feminism!

Sex Trouble: Essays on Radical Feminism and the War Against Human Nature

Based on his columns and research into radical feminism and feminist scandals from the college rape scare through predators in academia to deranged feminist blogs, I can guarantee that this work, graded on a scale from "that's nice, dear" to "AIIIIEEEEEE! GOJIRA!  TASUKETE!"... will definitely register.

That said, I sprang for the paper copy and recommend the same to you, though no one will complain if you elect to spring for the Kindle.

Talking back.  It's still legal.  Make a Social Justice Warrior cry today.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Scott Walker Never Finished College. Not Like These Folks...

Ivy League grad JFK and his ghost-written books, who gave us Bay of pigs and Vietnam...

Rhodes Scholar Bill Clinton, who ignored a chance to take bin Laden and gave us the end of the rule of law in America.

Ivy League Grad (with grades lower than George W. Bush's) John Kerry, who gave us Swiftboating and is busy giving Iran a nuclear weapon.

Hillary Clinton, with her degrees in political science from Wellesley and her law degree from Harvard who gave us the bloodbath in the Libya that led to the implosion of the Middle East.

And Barack Obama, Harvard Wunderkind Graduate (no, really, they say he is) who destroyed our health system, saddled us with unprecedented debt, crippled our military, flooded our country with illiterate, unskilled foreign dole recipients and turned millions of people over to the rule of monsters...

Maybe it's time for someone American higher education HASN'T had a chance to "finish".  Scott Walker looks pretty good next to all these mental and moral cripples.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Rule 5 Rigga-Ding-Dong!

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

The Mohammed Cartoons hit the web...Republished in support of Charles Hebdo and the memory of its courageous staff

via Charles Hebdo Magazine and All-American Blogger... and, in the words of TBL's own Mideast Graphics Consultant, "Mohammy..."
"Th-th-that's Allah, folks!" 


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