Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Robert Gibbs Resigns from WH. Red Army Crosses Danube...

OK, granted, the entire Obama White House is one giant cesspool of corruption, from the First Couple to the gardener who's been throwing out Bo's droppings in unrecycled plastic supermarket bags, but there was always something particularly creepy about Robert Gibbs.  

 I mean, standing there, his little piggy eyes blinking behind his little steel-rimmed glasses...

...telling the WH press corps lies he didn't even care if they believed or not...

...showing absolute contempt for them even as they debased the last shreds

of their professional credibility to his boss's benefit...

Seriously, you watch this guy for one minute and you expect him to start warbling about nonexistent victories on the Russian Front...

US DIPLOMAT RECALLED FROM LIBYA

... after Wikileaks reports he notified the State Department that Deranged Islamic Despot Muammar Ghaddafi traveled everywhere in the company of "a curvy Ukrainian nurse..."

...thereby calling into question the "deranged" part...

Schwarzenegger commutes connected killer's sentence

"Schwarzenegger: it's Austrian for 'Huckabee.'"

Proof that being a Kennedy is a sexually-transmitted disease.

Fuck You Very Much, Mr. Commander-in-Chief. Sir. (15)

"... when Patrick Collins called the White House and asked to have President Obama call his ex-wife, Linda, to talk about their son... He was told that Obama did not regularly make phone calls to the families of fallen soldiers.


Later, Patrick Collins read a story about Obama’s phone call to Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffery Lurie. Obama reportedly praised Lurie for giving quarterback Michael Vick a second chance to play football after serving time in prison for running a dog fighting ring.


“That burns,” Patrick Collins said Thursday.


“Any soldier that gets killed in action, you’d think the president would be calling someone in the family. There’s no politics in it. His predecessor did it,” Collins said.

— The News Tribune

Someone should ask that sociopathic poseur in the WH at present how many thousands of troops' families Bush visited or called.