Utilizing a fundamental principle of American law, White House staffer David Axelrod this weekend demanded the the United States Chamber of Commerce prove it
isn't taking filthy disgusting foreign money to run commercials attacking President Obama's evanescent economic policy.
In doing so the Administration has taken a brave step in unveiling the sinister network of secretive, hidden organizations and special interest groups that have corrupted and demeaned this great nation for so long.
President Obama has finally granted legitimacy to such patriotic, America-loving movements as Code Pink, MoveOn, SEIU, ACORN and that long, lonely sentinel against this country's downfall, the CPUSA, in their crusade to expose this insidious conspiracy.
Moving invisibly among the populace, this invidious conspiracy
has crippled a once-great nation
For too many years, fringe extremist groups such as the Chamber of Commerce, the Kiwanis, the Rotarians, the Christofascist Knights of Columbus, and even the ominously named Odd Fellows have gnawed on the roots of this noble state, undermining every effort to bring us all into our gleaming collective future.
Spirited American Patriots
Iniquitous Kiwanis "leadership" trainees
The fact that the Chamber of Commerce predictably says it's impossible to prove a negative is of course conclusive evidence of its guilt, and should be all the evidence needed for the Department of Justice to move forward with vigorous prosectutions. Hopefully Congress, once it inevitably retains itsDemocratic majorities in the House and Senate next month, will follow this up with a dynamic series of hearings and investigations.
Proud American Citizens
Insidious Rotarians
It is past time for the housekeepers of the Obama Administration to sweep this clutter out of the rain gutters of a waiting nation.
True Defenders of Our American Way of Life
Christofascist Fringe Extremist Knights of Columbus
