A QUESTION FROM THE RANKS

"Hey, Mr. Obama!  We've got Muslim Extremist Rebels and Syrian Ba'athist Fascists!  

Which side are we bombing this week?  It used to make a difference...."

MARINE AVIATOR CONFUSED ABOUT SYRIA...

"Okay, can somebody explain to me WHY there's

a picture of Charles DeGaulle on the bulkhead in

the ready room?"

"And what's with all the F***ing cheese and

molluscs in the wardroom?""

"And while we're at it, as long as I'm flying CAS for

AL F***ING QAEDA, which side of the nose do

I paint the little bombs and crescents on?"