Too Late to Apologize

I doubt anyone comes here who doesn't also read Robert Stacy McCain (The Other McCain) but this is worth circulating...

Happy Feet Friday -- Streets of Fire

This always struck me as a three-line movie.  No, there aren't three good lines in it; I think everyone DID three lines during the story conference...

"OK, *snort*, it's a cowboy movie, and a sci-fi movie *snort* and a teen rock movie *snort* and if they don't fit together... GREAT!"

Great music tho.

Happy Feet Friday -- Battling nightclubs from "Xanadu"

This contains Michael Beck doing dialogue, for which I apologize, but the music ain't bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9GdyGD5e4

OMG CAT!

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France Abandons Cap and Trade!

"Hey, we're cowardly unhygenic surrender monkeys who put our tongues places they were never meant to go, but we're not idiots..."

Hey, Obamalini, middle-aged white European men are smarter than you.  That must sting.

A Three Beers Later Exclusive:Tiger Woods Admits to Affair with Stupak!

Soiled and spoiled sports star Tiger Woods today acknowledged a sexual fling with Congressman Bart Stupak, who sold out his alleged commitment to the pro-life movement for less than a million dollars' worth of asphalt runways in his district.

"It was really kind of inevitable," said the perverted pro golfer.  "I mean, a whore is a whore.  I pretty much had to take a shot at it."

Woods acknowledged that he was in the middle of an ongoing long-term affair with the entire Democratic Congress.  "Look, they showed how cheap, how easy they were.  They just put it right out there.  It's not like I was the only one going for it."

Woods refused to commit on exacrtly how many Representatives he had had sex with so far. He was  more forthcoming on specific individuals.  Dennis Kucinich? "Oh, you mean Squeaky?" Pat Kennedy? "Boy brought his own roofies, damn." Maxine Waters, Diane Watson?  Woods paused. "I try not to have sex outside my own race.  But I don't want to discriminate."  Nancy Pelosi? A sigh,  "It's going to come to that, eventually. I mean, it's a question of how far you're willing to go..."

Old Man Grumpy Because Someone Won't Hold His Hand Anymore...

"Banish Sweet John McCain, and banish all the world...."

"I do not know you, old man."

John McCain, lifelong GOP backstabber for the Democratic party, calls for repeal of Obamacare...

So where was all this fire in 2008, you old fool?

They HAVE their majority, Johnny. The cameras aren't coming back. They don't NEED you anymore.

Neither, I think, do we.

RATE THE PRESIDENT BEFORE CBS BURIES THIS POLL!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-6116297-503544.html

His grades are worse than his secret college transcript!

STILL STANDING

Stupak sells out entire pro-life movement for under a million dollars...

How's that for fiscal responsibility? 

What the hell can you build at three airports for $750,000.00?

"Great news, constituents!  We're killing your babies but now

you can get a Pepsi and a slice at the new Sbarro's in the food court!

Vote for me again!"

Because Someone Somewhere on the Internet Might Not Have Seen This Iromclad Proof of the Democrats' Commitment to the Rule of Law...

richard mcenroe said...

For those of you too young or too Democrat to remember, Alcee Hastings was one of the few Federal judges ever successfully impeached for corruption, who then ran for Congress on a race-baiting platform and has squatted in his Congressional seat ever since...