Rule 5 — Worst Audrey Hepburn Impersonation Ever!

There's something different here, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

WHO'S YANKING THE COUNTRY WORSE?

BARACK OBAMA: Cutting the military is good, especially when we're already involved in multiple conflicts around the world.

NEWT GINGRICH: I don't own an expensive vacation home in NH (Just don't ask me about my $500K jewelry bill at Tiffany's).

EX-PORN STAR SASHA GREY: Disqualified.  Doesn't do that professionally anymore.

Who's yanking the country worse?
	BARACK OBAMA: "Cutting the military is good, especially in the middle of multiple conflicts."
	NEWT GINGRICH: "I don't have a second home in NH (just don't ask me about my Tiffany's bill)."
	EX-PORN STAR SASHA GREY: Disqualified, doesn't do that professionally anymore.
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TIME TO GET STACY A GIG...

Let's face it, folks, there are three lessons we have to take from the Iowa caucus last night:

1. People who meet Rick Santorum like and trust him.
2. Mitt Romney outspent Rick 100:1 and it bought him a lousy eight votes.  He is the Kim Kardashian of GOP politics.
3. ROBERT STACY McCAIN WAS RIGHT.  Not the Sunday morning pundits on any network. Not the 'respectable' bloggers like Red State ("Take me , CNN! Oh, God, take me, take me now!").  Not the Daily Caller with their attempted January surprise revelation of Santorum's Paulie nephew ("The Daily Caller regrets that Mike Tyson was unavailable for comment."). Not all the editorial pages or political analysts.  Robert. Stacy. McCain.  

So it's about time that paid off for him.  It's time to put an end to doing journalism out of a tip jar.  It's time for a campaign to get him on retainer to Fox or Levin or Limbaugh or somebody, as the on-the-scenes, on-the-ground old-school shoeleather reporter Stacy McCain epitomizes.

Surely some program at Fox has the budget for plane tickets and a stipend for Robert Stacy McCain.  They can afford Bob Beckel, for God's sake.

Stacy's not smooth and polished and TV plastic.  He's brash and opinionated and homely as a hickory walking stick.  But smooth and polished and plastic got it wrong, and hickory got it right.

Start contacting Fox today.  Go to the individual programs on the Fox news website and start contacting them NOW.

If we want quality journalism, someone's got to pay for it.

Stacy and the 'Stang (Unedited Version)

Rested and ready, Robert Stacy McCain is standing by at Santorum HQ to report the results and impact of tonight's Iowa Caucuses.






And speaking of impacts, I found the original of that photo he posted at his site...

Stacy McCain Returns the Black Mustang!

Stacy Takes Manhattan!

Village Voice discovers Rick Santorum and Stacy McCain!

Stacy McCain in The American Spectator!

His latest column on the Iowa caucuses and Rick Santorum...

And on the Seventh Day Stacy McCain Rested...

... and did a little laundry for his unmentionables were yea like unto unspeakables...

 ...and talked a little football smack...

"Get Crazy with the Cheese-Whiz!"

"Gee, we never heard it called that before!" say Iowa farmers' daughters, reports Smitty, as Robert Stacy McCain enjoys an Iowa caucus surge...  before the hardest-driving, hardest working original reporter in blogdom hits the bricks again to cover rising GOP star Rick Santorum's busy day trying to close the deal in the Iowa caucuses... so hit his freaking tip jar!

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