"Yes, they're real you hairy freak...SECURITY!"

White House Solves Tax, Openness Crisis

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, a large part of the American electorate -- mostly obstructionist Republicans, of course -- has expressed some concern over the minor financial and record-keeping lapses of certain of the President's Cabinet and Administration positions. To allay those concerns, the White House has formulated a new policy fully in keeping with its commitment to openness and accountability to adress this issue.

"We're not going to tell you any more."

PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?

GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."

NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"

GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."

Global Warning: It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Bullshit...

via Theospark

When Howitzers Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Howitzers....

Have You Called Your Senator to Oppose The "Stimulus" Plan Yet?

You can reach their official site by adding their name to senate.gov, as in "www.spinelessleech.senate.gov."

Nag them early and often.

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Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander in Chief. Sir.

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