Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Free Guaranteed Obamacare Check Right Here! A Three Beers Later Exclusive!

Yes, whether you're a private citizen or a public corporation, one of the really charming things about the Obama health care plan is the way its benefits don't start 'til 2013 but  its costs to you start right now! So Three Beers Later, givers that we are, we thought this was a noble, public spirited gesture:

Click on Check for Hi-Resolution Copy!

Yes, it's your 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare Check!  You may be supicious.  You may be skeptical.  But seriously, how good is this check?  Just watch this testimonial to previous Obama financial plans:

Still not convinced?  Still suspicious of the rock-solid backing for this 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare  Check?  Well, Three Beers Later has carefully researched the 100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare  Check's financial soundness:

Folks, you can't argue with financial expertise of that quality. So act NOW! Get YOUR  100% Guaranteed Free Obamacare  Check TODAY!

And once you've got it, what do you do with it?

1.  OBEY THE LAW.  None of you are Friends of Barry, even if you voted for him, even if you -- brace yourselves -- donated to him.  So fill out the right forms, include all the right attachments, and pay it if you owe it.  This year, anyway.
2.  THEN, after you fill out your proper and lawful taxes, and send them in, take a new form, a blank 1040A, 1040EZ, whatever you filed in the first place, and fill it out as follows:


Just scrawl it across the page, as in the previous post, attach your Guranteed Free Obamacare Health Check, and mail it to the SAME IRS PO box you sent your return to.  They're opened mechanically and scanned, but every one of them that does not register has to be reviewed manually.  Let's show them how much we appreciate the gift Obama, Nancy and Harry have given us!

BTW: You still probably want to leave your return address off the envelope.  Just sayin'...

Friday, April 9, 2010

Culturally respectful, diverse, and religiously inclusive Rule 5!

Who sez I ain't sensitive?

Ah, screwit, print the legend...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

It's That Time of Year... Tea Party Tax Tips!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sweet Jesus Fasting, That's Stupid...

Allahpundit wants Sarah Palin to endorse legalizing pot. Because THAT's the driving issue of the day.  Ain't like there's nothing else on the table right now, is it?  Sure, there might be a "temporary dent" in her conservative cred but it's not like we need her to draw crowds or anything, is it?  Obamacare, the economy, unemployment, Iran, really, how do those stand up next to legalized weed?  Dammit, Sarah, where are your priorities?

Seriously, do you potheads have ANYTHING on your minds except easy bud?  When did Hot Air become a Libertarian Party site...

Girly-Man Embraces His Feminine Side in Front of Thousands on National TV

Let's face it, if it comes down to grenades -- or rocks -- Ahmedinijad is gonna kick his ass.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Friday Night Protest Signs!

Now that we're getting some daylight back, we can start having a little fun again...

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