Chris Dodd Digs Up Dead Ted for Coakley!

Outgoing Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd, the oldest livimg sexual predator in the US Senate, driven from office by his disastrous support of junk mortgages and Obamacare, has sent around a warm, personalized e-mail evoking that drunken whoremonger, philanderer and womankiller Ted Kennedy to encourage Democrats to save Martha Coakley's bigoted, corrupt, incompetent ass for old times' sake... there is something pathological about Dodd's determination to do as much damage to this country as he can before he leaves office...

"Dear RICHARD,
Health care was the cause of my friend Ted Kennedy's life. So it sickens me that the Republican running to take Ted's place is vowing to be the 41st vote to kill health care reform."

"Health Care was the cause of my friend Ted Kennedy's life."
"It's still sometimes hard to believe he's not here - we worked together for almost 30 years." 

...we worked together for almost 30 years...

"I can think of no better way to honor his service than to make sure Martha takes his place and provides the 60th vote for health care reform. We owe it to Ted to make it happen."

Sincerely,

Chris Dodd

I can think of several ways, but I'm pretty sure Beelzebub has beat me to them.  Oh, well, Dodd will see for himself in his time.

Rule 5½ -- Daniel Benitez!

Bill Clinton, Obama's Special Envoy to Haiti, Rushes to the Rescue...

...of all the suffering Haitians in Massachusetts who might have to vote for Martha Coakley...

Oh, my god, my cat is a Democrat...

Boy, you live with someone for seventeen years, you'd think you know them...

Longtime roommate Potluck shows unexpected sinister side...

Okay, I should have seen it coming...

Expects a free meal anytime he wants one... Democrat.

Expects rent free housing as long as it suits him... Democrat.

Expects free, expensive medical care... Democrat.

Craps all over the most important parts of the place and then expects me to clean up his mess... Democrat.

Doesn't want to hear from me about any of it... Democrat.

And then, when I sit down to post this thread and expose him, abridges my First Amendment rights by seizing the computer chair and refusing to give it up... Democrat. Now I know what happened to my absentee ballot in the last election...

Still Life of Democrat Cat, with Head Tilt

Well, he won't get away with it, by God.  I'll show him just who's really in charge of this household.  I'll stand up for my rights and traditional American values!

Yes, I'm posting this from Panera's, why do you ask?

Rule 5 Musical -- Rose McGowan sings "Fever"!

And it's amazing how pronografic this ain't....

JammieWearingFool announces presidential hopeful!

JammieWearingFool explores Newt Gingrich's conviction that he is a frontrunner for the GOP nomination in 2012.

Of course.  It's the perfect matchup.  The Democrat who breaks mortgages versus the Republican who broke the Contract with America.

I mean, so what if he served his cancer-stricken wife with divorce papers on her hospital bed?  It's not like we're talking about John Edwards here.

It's time the Republican Party looked bravely forward to the 20th century!

Michael Steele in trouble?

Dan Riehl defends Steele in two posts, here and here.  He point to two successes for the GOP, in NJ and VA, but overlooks that the RNC had to be goaded into getting involved in both campaigns by the activist base getting out ahead of it.

He ignores the national party's attempts to shove RINO candidates down the voter's throats in state after state.  They have apparently learned nothing from the Scozzafava debacle.

And he raises the spectre of the GOP's dismissal of an incompetent, ethically marginal black  man being used to tar the GOP with the old racism brush... as if that didn't happen regardless, frequently with Steele's own help, owing to his self-evident ignorance of the racial history of the party he's supposed to be heading.

 As one of Dan's anonymous commenters puts it:

"I don't think Steele is "good" at his job, all of his appearances are somewhat random, he doesn't stick to any message. However, having a black guy as the face of the RNC is VERY positive, not becuase it will woe blacks to vote for Republican candidates, it won't, but because it begins to dispel the now well entrenched narrative that the GOP is full of racists." 

In other words, keep the token even if he's no good at the job. A genuinely racist sentiment fit for a Democrat. Steele needs to go, and Cornyn and Sessions need to step down from the Senate and Congressional campaign committees since they have demonstrated an absolute inability to listen to what the party wants in a candidate.

YES! YES! YES!

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Right here, y'all!

"I'm Harry Reid and I approve this message."

Redneck REEEEligion!

Once you stop sucking up to that King James feller, you can say things a lot more succinct like...
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross TrailsChurch in Gainesboro, TN )

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day

Multicultural Day at School...

Courtesy of the Bloggess...

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani!

In wholesome, clean-cut, All-American outdoor exercise, full of healthy vitamin D and hardly any pron, voyeurism or perversion to speak of...

Michael Steele Calls for Harry Reid to Resign...

But, you know, just from the Speakership, not his Senate seat... don't want to hurt anybody's feelings er nuthin...

Mikey, it's nice that you're talking tough to a Democrat who's already doomed in his home state.  It would be nicer if the national GOP organization wasn't spending its every waking moment trying to shove DIABLO's (Democrats In All But Label Only) down our throats in state after state.  Whether you're talking about Scozzafava in New York, Crist in Florida, Fiorina in California, Kirk in Illinois or Norton in Colorado, get this straight: NOBODY ASKED YOU.  You don't tell us who our candidates will be, WE THE PEOPLE tell you and you go to work for us to make it happen.   This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

You have been behind the curve on EVERY major development in Republican politics since you took office.  When the Gang of Eight betrayed their party and country not only did they go unpunished, you rewarded Kirk with a fast track to a Senate campaign. You scorned the Tea Parties and talked about how you were "confident" the GOP could "mitigate" the health care disaster.  Well, you didn't and now the Tea Party is reaping the interest and support our party should have.  Even GOP candidates across the country are courting them behind your back, because THEY understand that that IS or SHOULD BE your base.

You keep churning out the same cookie-cutter 'moderate' candidates across the country, even though when you ran the ultimate 'moderate' John McCain, you got slaughtered.  Now he's talking tough to the Obama he once kissed up to but you haven't got the message yet.

You publish a book of "Republican Principles" clipped from the e-mails of your angry base, but you do nothing to live up to them.. You care more about stuffing the RNC offices with your relatives and cronies than you do about stuffing the Congress with true Republicans who will turn this country around.

You tell us to either stop complaining or fire you.  Believe me, we would... but WE never hired you in the first place.

You had better wake up and realize that this coming election is not going to be a referendum on party but incumbency.  If you don't figure this out soon, the voters are going to realize they don't need the GOP machine dragging them down.

Sink or swim, Mr. Steele but you will not drag us down with you.