Rule 5 - I'm all about the taste, baby...

I have been receiving some requests to lay off the crass vulgar Hispanic Rule 5's and return to wholesome, sophisticated American production values. OK.

Rule 5 — Clubbing with Juliana Moreira

Rule 5 -- Moonshine Bandits!

Rule 5! -- Kate Upton's Greatest Hits!

Gravity not included....

The Kate Upton "Bouncing" Supercut 

Rule 5 Rockstar Babes!

Model Photo Shoot - Rockstar Energy Racing

Rule 5½ — Remember the spirit of Rule 5!

Whatever you think of the merits of Rule 5 or your feelings about appropriate content on the Internet, let us never forget the overwhelming imperative behind the rule...

Shaking Rule 5 All Night Long!

Rule 5 — Miami Pole Dancing Mix

Rule 5 Yvonne Craig-a-palooza!

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Rule 5 — Mitzi Gaynor!

Spice up your Rule 5 with a little Ketchup and Mayonnaise!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 — Mitzi Gaynor

Rule 5 — Early Juliana Moreira

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — THURSDAY!

Sorry for the delay; I was compelled by circumstance to behave responsibly yesterday.  I'm better now, so on to a celebration of a respected profession traditionally embraced by women —


HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY?
The heartwarming background to this clip: a proud Mexican father is worried that his gay son will not carry on the family line, so he arranges with an insane — and insanely hot — doctor to transplant the family jewels from a notorious Don Juan of the barrio for his son's.  The operation, as it turns out, is a, er, ripping success...

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — MONDAY!

This clip from the 1961 classic "The Interns", starring Cliff Robertson, Telly Savalas, Nick Adams, James McArthur and a cast of thousands, offers many charming portrayals of strong positive role models for young women....

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira! In Daisy Dukes!

Rule 5 — Guys don't make passes...