Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Battle of Midway Anniversary this weekend!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Seriously, How is this man NOT a babe magnet?


BREAKING NEWS! WEINER GRABBED ON CAPITOL STEPS!

Embattled Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was arrested today in front of the US Capitol building.
The dysfunctional NY politician had announced he was going to address his swelling cybersex problem by holding a "modified, full limited hangout" on the Capitol steps before the start of business today...
But the crack Capitol Police "FLASH-CRASH" team subdued the Congressman and hustled him away before the doors opened for the day.

It is unknown whether charges will be brought against the deflated politician since his announced intention was to discuss "affairs of state," and the law prohibits prosecution of a Congressman in the performance of his duties.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Men! You Can Avoid 'Wags' Weiner's Problem With This Simple Procedure!

Guys, you don't have to suffer the shame and personal embarassment Anthony 'Wags' Weiner is suffering right now.

Be honest.  Millions of American men probably couldn't pick their junk out of a police line-up.  Why even such prominent progressive bloggers and media figures as Roly-O Willis, Michael Moore, Al Gore and Hurricane Jim Wolcott have only known their jewels by reputation and gossip for years.

Don't let this happen to you.  Make a file copy of your meat-and-two vegs now while it's still easy, and put it somewhere safe.  Remember, you aren't getting any younger and neither are they, but one quick click and all your Weiner Worries are over!

For those of you who think rate and degree of change are significant identifying factors, time-lapse stills or video are also good.  I recommend the Kodak sport camera Glenn Reynolds is always on about because it continues to work in humid environments.

Don'y delay!  Protect yourself today!  Click it and stick it!

Better Schooling Through Applied Ballistics

Schooling Kids Through Throwing Large Objects!  What nobler cause can one imagine?

Because I'm Not Running for Congress and I Can Post This Shit...

Foamy the Squirrel: Breast Physics.  As usual with the Foamster, NSFW...

And now a request for Wags Weiner And John Edwards from America...

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Investigations SubCommittee Congressman refuses to investigate own security risk...

Congressman Anthony "Wags" Weiner, D-NY and sitting member on the House Energy Committee's Investigations Subcomittee,(corrected) says he is "done talking about" the scandal involving the alleged hacking of his Twitter account over the Memorial Day weekend.

The scandal, centering around a sexually suggestive photograph sent to a Seattle coed, one of several attractive young women the Congressman followed through his Twitter account including at least one porn star, has become an unexpected cause celébre on the internet, a wave fronted by conservative bloggers including Robert Stacy McCain and Ace of Spades, atop a turbulent body of Twitter comments.

 Porn star Ginger Lee counted Congressman Weiner among her 
followers, as did several other young women.

While leftwing bloggers used the burgeoning scandal as an excuse to attack rightwing internet figures such as Andrew Breitbart and Dan Wolfe (patriotUSA76), and conservative bloggers used it to blast the mainstream media for its reluctance to cover Democratic scandals, Weiner's own explanations have varied widely and colorfully, from a claim his account had been hacked to calling it a prank to blaming an unnamed staffer.  However none of the stories have jibed with Twitter's own policies and procedures, nor has the Congressman, who routinely handles sensitive information in his Congressional role, called for any official investigation into the degree to which his and his office's information security procedures may have been compromised.  Instead, he has acquired legal counsel; an inexplicable move more commonly found among suspects in a crime instead of its victims, according to various lawyers and law enforcement authorities.  Weiner himself has shown increasingly erratic behavior as the story spread, culminating in a recent on-air tantrum against respected CNN producer Ted Barrett.

Formerly known for his hardline and combative presentation of the Democratic party line in House affairs, Weiner's continued refusal to investigate this problem or cooperate in any other investigations raises a point of concern as to how far above his elected duties the Congressman intends to place his personal problems.

"Screw everybody else; I'm the one who has to get out of this alive..."

Or perhaps it doesn't.

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: CONGRESSMAN WEINER ISSUES STATEMENT!


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Special Operation Gratitude Event Sunday, June 5 for the USS RONALD REAGAN!




















Operation Gratitude will be holding a special packing session on Sunday, June 5, at the National Guard Armory on Victory and Louise, just west of Balboa Blvd.  The goal is to pack and ship one care package to every single man and woman aboard the USS Ronald Reagan on the anniversary of Reagan's passing. This means nearly 6,000 packages will have to be prepared in this one day to reach every sailor, Marine and aviator aboard ship.  Volunteers are welcome, as are tax-deductible donations of goods and money, especially money to meet rising postal costs.  Doors open 9 a.m.  Free lunch.


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