Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Thursday, June 2, 2011

BREAKING NEWS! WEINER GRABBED ON CAPITOL STEPS!

Embattled Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was arrested today in front of the US Capitol building.

The dysfunctional NY politician had announced he was going to address his swelling cybersex problem by holding a "modified, full limited hangout" on the Capitol steps before the start of business today...

But the crack Capitol Police "FLASH-CRASH" team subdued the Congressman and hustled him away before the doors opened for the day.

It is unknown whether charges will be brought against the deflated politician since his announced intention was to discuss "affairs of state," and the law prohibits prosecution of a Congressman in the performance of his duties.