Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander in Chief. Sir. (7)

How to Spot a Potential Terrorist:

Chosin, Korea 1950

Hue, Republic of Vietnam, 1968

Iraq, 2004

Mr. President, Why Does This Woman

Still Have a Job?

HOW TO SPOT A ONE-TERM PRESIDENT

Who Killed David Kellerman?

Did Administration Pressure Drive Freddie Mac Boss to Suicide?


http://www.villainouscompany.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/2852

Another Inherited Problem for the Obama Administration...

Quiet Sun Baffles astronomers

"This is clearly the result of the unsustainable sunlight deficit the Bush Administration permitted to fatten the wallets of Wall Street insiders," President Barack Obama said today. "This is something that calls for immediate and dramatic action."


He then promised to make good the deficit with sunlight pulled from his own ass, which will be charged off against daylight available to our children and grandchildren.

Zanek! Over Auschwitz....

These are not your father's Jews...

Soon's he sees the wires coming, they will be...

Subject: Texans & Terrorists


Ya gotta luv them Texans

One thing about TEXANS is that their hearts are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will
save just one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say:

'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.

ht: Deborah Leigh

i Can Haz Quarterly Earnings!

The Wall Street Journal posts some entertaining numbers on the Big Bux to Be Made Bloggging (Ask Me How!)

Now, admitting that I, with my readership in the high severals, don't rake in these acres of kale depresses me, but to cheer up the rest of you, I have identified several internet entreeprenoors who ARE paid more than their place in the universe suggests they could possibly be worth.

For example, green Shamwow! salesman Al Gore, shown here with his modest home and simple recreational vehicle...

Or famous structural engineer Rosie O'Donnell and several of the struggling small businesses she keeps open with the proceeds of her diligent opinionating...








Note: photo taken prior to issuance of restraining order pursuant to Hooters v. O'Donnell, New York Central Superior Court, for 'creating a creepy workplace environment.'

So it's a shame the WSJ didn't focus on the economic stimulus overpaid bloggers provide to the surrounding community.

Rule 5!

Stephen Hawking hospitalized... "gravely ill."

Extremist Skill Sets!