Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Friday, May 6, 2011

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — THURSDAY!

Sorry for the delay; I was compelled by circumstance to behave responsibly yesterday.  I'm better now, so on to a celebration of a respected profession traditionally embraced by women —


HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY?
The heartwarming background to this clip: a proud Mexican father is worried that his gay son will not carry on the family line, so he arranges with an insane — and insanely hot — doctor to transplant the family jewels from a notorious Don Juan of the barrio for his son's.  The operation, as it turns out, is a, er, ripping success...


BREAKING NEWS! OBAMA CAUGHT SPIKING THE FOOTBALL!


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Obama Lays Wreath at Ground Zero...

"When we say we will never forget, we mean what we say," said the President who once wanted to turn 9/11 into "a day of  national service."


Reminds me of when the Carter Administration removed all references to Russia and Communism from military manuals and replaced it with the word "Threat".  You know, those generic "Threat" T-62's and MiGs and November-class subs we were training to fight...

You Like Me! You Really Like Me!

Just heard my CNN post  below has been bookmarked for Stephen Green's "The Week in Blogs" over at PJM.  I assume that's a good thing. Taping later today.

CNN Calls This Photo "Iconic"...

Ahem.  Excuse me, CNN...
This is an iconic photo.
 This is an iconic photo.
This is an iconic photo.
This is an iconic photo.
And this is an iconic photo.
THIS is a bunch of clowns sitting on their fat 
asses watching television and making up stories.
Please explain the difference to your copywriters.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Most Wanted Terrorist List Crisis Escalates!

It occurs to me that I am being a negative nellie.  If I'm going to point out a problem, I should at least have the decency to offer a solution.  Particularly in these turbulent times, with a divided government, we should be prepared to reach out and offer a helping hand.
After all, there are scary and alarming potential terrorists everywhere we look, literally littering the streetcorners...
So it's time we did our civic, patriotic duty and started turning them in. E-mail me with the names and/or pictures of the tenth most wanted terrorist in this nation, and I'll post them and make sure they're duly reported, wherever you found them: at work, at school, on the street, in Congress, on TV, on the movie screen, etc.  They're not hard to find if you know where to look... (send contributions to slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com)

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: BREAKING TERRORIST LIST NEWS!

In the wake of the assassination of Osama bin Laden, President Obama's latest attempt to reenergize his base is causing fresh controversy.  With bin Laden's death, every other terrorist on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List has moved up a notch.  The problem is, Obama's guidelines to Eric Holder on how to fill the new vacancy have led to a many-sided catfight with every one of the Democratic Party's special interest groups bickering with each other for their choice.  So far, Department of Justice has managed to narrow it down to a somewhat smaller group... (not shown in order) The President is considering providing funds from the Stimulus package to upgrade the list to Best of Most Wanted... or 300,000,000...








OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — WEDNESDAY!

Modern Women Make a Great Showing in the Armed Forces...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — TUESDAY!

National Offend a Feminist Week continues...

Oh, yeah, Bay-bee!  Empower yourself!  Take charge of your sexuality!  In fact, charge FOR it!  Exciting new career opportunities for the modern progressive woman!  Uh, may not be ENTIRELY safe for work...

Monday, May 2, 2011

OFFEND A FEMINIST WEEK — MONDAY!

This clip from the 1961 classic "The Interns", starring Cliff Robertson, Telly Savalas, Nick Adams, James McArthur and a cast of thousands, offers many charming portrayals of strong positive role models for young women....

Sunday, May 1, 2011

List of Information, Implication and Insinuation

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