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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: BREAKING TERRORIST LIST NEWS!

In the wake of the assassination of Osama bin Laden, President Obama's latest attempt to reenergize his base is causing fresh controversy.  With bin Laden's death, every other terrorist on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List has moved up a notch.  The problem is, Obama's guidelines to Eric Holder on how to fill the new vacancy have led to a many-sided catfight with every one of the Democratic Party's special interest groups bickering with each other for their choice.  So far, Department of Justice has managed to narrow it down to a somewhat smaller group... (not shown in order) The President is considering providing funds from the Stimulus package to upgrade the list to Best of Most Wanted... or 300,000,000...








2 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Not to worry. It's not in Obama's capabilities to actually choose one.

Rickvid in Seattle said...

I confess - I carry a copy of the Declaration and Constitution with me. Don't tell that guy at Homeland Security, Janet whatshisname....

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