If NASA's Falling Satellite Had Hit Los Angeles...

If it had landed in Beverly Hills, it would have been towed...

If it had landed in MacArthur Park, it would have got a fake green card and driver's license...

If it had landed in South Central or East LA, it would have have at least four sets of gang sign tagged, and at least two bodies in the trunk...

If it had landed in Bel Air it would have received a restraining order...





If it landed in the Valley, it would have received a whiny letter from the Homeowner's Association...

If it had landed in Dodger Stadium it would have received a brutal beating...

If it had landed in Santa Monica Greenpeace would have picketed it.

If it had landed in West Hollywood, some nancy would have called it a whore.

If it had landed in Burbank it would have received a citation for violating the noise-abatement laws.

If it had landed in Antelope Valley, it would be up on blocks in front of some skinhead's bungalow.

Lucky for it, it missed.

Do me a favor, gentle readers...

Git together and buy me one of these:

I need it to hit myself in the head with every time I confuse Orrin Hatch with RINO Lindsey Graham.  I keep doing that, I don't know why, and it drives me crazy.

Perhaps Professor Pavlov's therapy is indicated. Senator Hatch and I thank you for your trouble.

Look for the Union Label...

... laying in the gutter outside the Wisconsin State Capital.

According to Ann Althouse: the state's biggest civil service employee union isn't even going to try to get recertified. The union "leadership" can't even guarantee 51% of its membership will vote for them, they say.

The Wisconsin teachers' union has already had to fire their entire political action staff, because their members are holding back their once-mandatory "donations."

As the old saying goes, "Everything that isn't mandatory is forbidden."  The unspoken corollary to that, of course, is, "but as soon as it isn't mandatory, get out of the way!"

Recertification is a necessity for a union to continue negotiating on behalf of its membership.

So, little Jimmy Hoffa and his rentacrowd to the contrary, it looks like, given the chance, the only people the rank and file will be "taking out" will be their Democrat-puppet union bosses....

A couple new additions to the links list...

Check out Conservartive and The Crawdad Hole .  Also, and every day, check out The Conservatory!

Update on Daily Caller & Mike Tyson: ESPN digging deeper

Read Dana Loesch here:

"ESPN allows this on their affiliate and all of the conservatives with their Daily Caller Day of Rage are now curiously silent about ESPN. This was done on an ESPN station, which is worse than a website reporting it, yet crickets. It causes further suspicions; I wondered aloud in yesterday’s post whether some were just exploiting this as a way to settle a score with Tucker Carlson. They’re making me believe that they are by not calling out the entity that facilitated this story in the first place.

By the way, look at what occurred on Twitter last night as a result of the ESPN/Tyson episode:"

Well, among other things, the Daily Caller published their original story without one word about ESPN's conduct.  Other bloggers, such as myself, have commented on it in various threads.  But Dana does have a point so:

1. Contact ESPN

2. Fox Sports News.  Just saying."

US Marine Corps Starts Recruiting at Gay Centers; Taliban Stops Surrendering

"No connection found," says incoming Corps Commandant Maj. Gen. Rahm "Studd" Bulger...

"I'll wait for the Army, thank you very much, effendi..."

Daily Caller Downfall -- A Hitler Video!

Rule 5 - Angela Turkusawa!

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