Rule 5- Sweater Puppies!

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Rule 5 — Mamie Van Doren!

Rule 5 — Sweater Girls!

Newspaper Guild Calls for Huffpo Boycott!

The Newspaper Guild has called for unpaid Huffington Post bloggers to boycott Arianna Huffington's cash cow principled blog after its $315 million sale to AOL.

Graphics HT: NoCashComics.com

In solidarity with the oppressed Pinkos of the Huffington  Post, denied their capitalistic rewards for their socialistic rants, here at Three Beers Later I have no choice but to go on strike against myself until they achieve social and enconomic justice, just like like that Michael Moore teletubby said!

And you better believe, I know where I live, and I will fuck me up if my demands on myself are not met!

ONE OUT — ALL OUT! ONE OUT — ALL OUT! ONE OUT — ALL OUT! 

CRAP. My Facebook Account Has Been Taken Over.

DO NOT RESPOND TO REQUESTS FOR  MONEY FROM "ME".

I'll be closing the account as soon as the useless buffoons on the Facebook crew get their heads out of their asses.

Irish Action Star Turaluralura Santana to Star in New St. Paddy's Day Thriller!

"Kitten with a Guinness Bottle" promises to be TLL's breakout success in the American market, following on the heels of the strong showing of her Irish hit, "Faster, Ye Great Pussy!  Drink Drink!"  Directed by Quentin Tarantino, script by Aaron Sorkin, from an idea by Fred Olen Ray.  

You Know It's St. Patrick's Day...

When you see a drunk in a green plastic derby trying to hit on the Bebe fashion poster at the bus stop at seven in the morning...

Miami Mayor Recalled by Outraged Taxpayers!

Michael Moore attempts to rally Public Employee Unions after they fail to save spendhappy mayor from outraged drones citizens...

Who Does This Man Think He Is?

graphic: Yid with Lid

Having already mistaken himself in the last week for Tiger Woods and the Last Chinese Emperor, Barack Obama now fantasizes that he is the reincarnation of Andrew Jackson and warns the Supreme Court not to take up VA Attorney General Cuccinelli's request for an expedited hearing on Obamacare.

That should go over well... I didn't think Scalia knew that kind of Italian language...

The Second Greatest NASCAR Crash I've Ever Seen!

Ht: Theo Spark