Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Rule 5 — Spandex Christmas!






BREAKING NEWS! Barack Obama Switching Parties!

Following the defection of two African-American Congressmen from the Democrats to the Republican Party down in Georgia, Obama's own forced accommodation of the GOP on the Bush tax rates, the catastrophic defeat of the 'Porkulus' Omnibus bill, and the decisive repudiation  of the DREAM Act immigration amnesty bill in the Senate, the President has declared his intention to cross the aisle in the hopes of getting something done in the last years of his troubled first term...

'It has become increasingly self-evident that only an Administration working in concert 
with an effective, uncorrupted Congressional leadership that pays close attention to the will 
of the American people has any hope of meaningful and lasting achievement on behalf of 
this great nation.  To that end I am renouncing my affiliation with the Democratic —
Hey, wait a minute!  This isn't my script!  I never approved this!  Who wrote this?
WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME?!"

Friday, December 17, 2010

Jeff Dunham, Walter & The Baby Jesus....!



...All stand up for these folks!

OBAMA ENDORSES BUSH ECONOMIC AGENDA!

President embraces Bush tax reforms; collapse of Democrat pork surge...

"We must steer this great nation back from the
 tragic mistakes of 2006 and my admini —
Hey, this isn't my teleprompter..."












"Yeah. I'm that good..."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Mars Needs ... OI GEVALT! ZANEK!


Sophisticated Rendition of Alleged Israeli UFO Incident

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

One of those days...

Getting nibbled to death by ducks....

BREAKING SUPREME COURT NEWS

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity
scene in Washington, DC this Christmas. This isn't for
any religious or constitutional reason; they simply
have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin
in the nation's capital. There was no problem,
however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

List of Information, Implication and Insinuation

Three Beers Later!

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