Governor, media figure and horse's ass Mike Huckabee has decided the American people have forgotten they had no use for him in 2011, so he's bringing his unique gifts to the world back into the campaign ring...
HUCKABEE 2012 ... WE NEED A PRESIDENT SMARTER THAN JESUS!
One thief mocked and scorned Christ even as he died.
The other accepted Christ, abjured his sins and begged Christ for forgiveness, which Jesus granted.
But he didn't let him down off his cross.
Good thing the Reverend Huckabee's smarter than that. Huckabee pardoned or demanded clemency for more violent criminals than his three predecessors combined. He was to putting violent criminals back on the streets what Obama is to deficit spending. Huckabee earned a reputation as a gullibly self-righteous champion of violent thugs, including Marcus Dumond, a convicted rapsist who went on to kill another young woman, Carol Sue Shields, after his release.