Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Wide Receiver? Backfield in Motion?

Cowboys receiver Jason Witten makes a nice reception ... and a great catch.  After reviewing the play, officials determined that it wasn't a touchdown but Witten scored anyway...

Thursday, November 24, 2011

George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation

"WHEREAS it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favour; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me "to recommend to the people of the United States a DAY OF PUBLICK THANSGIVING and PRAYER, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:

"NOW THEREFORE, I do recommend and assign THURSDAY, the TWENTY-SIXTH DAY of NOVEMBER next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed;-- for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enable to establish Constitutions of government for our sasety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted;-- for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge;-- and, in general, for all the great and various favours which He has been pleased to confer upon us.

"And also, that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions;-- to enable us all, whether in publick or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have shewn kindness unto us); and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.

"GIVEN under my hand, at the city of New-York, the third day of October, in the year of our Lord, one thousand seven hundred and eighty-nine.

(signed) G. Washington"

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Goes on Nine-State Killing Spree!

Courage, the turkey pardoned by President Barack O'Bama at the White House this last Thanksgiving, has celebrated his freedom with a bloody crime spree across state lines.

Dozens of innocent families were massacred  at their dinner tables before the mad bird was finally brought down by sheriff's deputies and game wardens...

"The game wardens acted stupidly," complained a bitter Obama.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Three Beers Later Poll: Who Do You Think Is Less Likely to Beat an Ethics Rap?

Who do you think is less likely to beat an ethics rap?
Mitt Romney
Newt Gingrich
Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
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Monday, November 21, 2011


Make the Democrats live up to their name and primary him.

Let them try to explain why their party is so deficient in leadership material that Dennis the Ferengi Kucinich can actually talk about running with a straight face.

Let them explain how Hillary's policies will be so much better than Obama's when it's her policies he's implementing.

Let them explain how they endorsed his Occupy Wall Street front group while getting fat off insider trading.

Let them explain how we gave them two wars and they gave us six going on seven.

Let them explain. Make them explain.

Let them explain how their judgment has suddenly gotten magically better since 2008.

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