Wide Receiver? Backfield in Motion?

Cowboys receiver Jason Witten makes a nice reception ... and a great catch.  After reviewing the play, officials determined that it wasn't a touchdown but Witten scored anyway...

Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Belated Hump Day Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Did my Rule 5 in real life yesterday, so belated Humpday post.

Went to my favorite coffee shop for lunch.  They have a new smoothie, a banana/milk combo.  Tasty, plenty of potassium, D and calcium.

The shop owner is working the counter with the regular gal.  I order the banana smoothie, she tells the regular gal.  Then she asks me if I want whipped cream, sure I do.  

She turns around and tells the regular gal, "Whip his banana."

Silence, as Terry Pratchett wrote, except for the sound of several people thinking very fast.  At least two necks turn red. Owner lady turns back around.

"Okay," I said, "at least four off-color comments just went through my mind."

"Mine too."

"Leave it at that?"

"Yes, let's."

But I didn't order the whipped cream today.

Anyway, to make it up to you...