Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira Compilation

Rule 5 — Denise Milani Compilation

And Protect Your Berries, Too!

HT: Theo Spark

Do We Really Have to Defend Keith Olbermann?

Keith Olbermann made three fatal mistakes:

1.  He broke an established company policy.

2.  He did it when his ratings sucked.

3.  My God is he an asshole.

I know I should probably be making pious noises about the First Amendment and 'everybody's entitled to their own opinion' and all that righteous stuff, but you know what?  Keith Olbermann is one of those morons I would change stools in a bar to avoid hearing.  Like Howard Stern, Don Imus, Truthers,  the 'Reverend' Phelps, Alan Grayson, any given member of the Congressional Black Caucus, Paulies, Nancy Pelosi, LaRouchies, Robert Gibbs and that double-talking mountebank in the White House, we've done them the wholly underserved courtesy of defending their right to speak and the entire national dialogue has been debased and corrupted in the process.   Even men and women of the best intentions and good will have to start any honest dialogue by clearing away the piled tumbleweeds of ignorance these and too many like them have heaped up between us.

So maybe we should go back to an older, more honest rule.  You have a right to be an asshole and I have the right to punch you in the nose for it.  Really, do we do free speech any favors — we certainly show it no respect — by letting the likes of Olbermann and Phelps roam free when any decent regard for the value of ideas would require them to be caned barking through the streets in front of laughing crowds?

The Barack Obama Inflatable Love Doll!

With an exciting new twist!  You blow it up and IT screws YOU...

Dog for Sale

Please be advised I am sick of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,

6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts,

4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,

2 rappers,

5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,

9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,  

8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,

10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME.......

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

This is probably why I'm not a wealthy politician...

Image: The Blog Prof

Now let me get this straight.  The Fed is going to buy SIX HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS worth of Treasury Bills that we can't sell on the open market because face it, the world doubts we'll make good on them.

UPDATE:  make that NINE HUNDRED BILLION

So we're buying our own debt that we very possibly will never recover even from ourselves, by printing money we don't have with nothing behind it, and this is going to improve the economy HOW?

Darwin Rocks...!

HT: Theo Spark

Obama in a Hot Air Balloon...

Barack Obama in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude and
spotted a man drinking a Slurpee in a boat below.  Obama shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?  Now, some folks will tell you I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You
are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
longitude."

OBama rolled his eyes, waved his hands and said, "Now you must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the President, "Everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to make of your information and I'm still lost and you're just sitting there drinking a Slurpee. Frankly,  you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"Now maybe I am," replied the Commander in  Chief. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
problem. Plus, you're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
but somehow now it's my fault!"

Oh, Crap.

I just figgered out who Jerry Brown reminded me of during his acceptance speech.
Remember Larry, the Old Hippie Daddy on Dharma & Greg who was never quite sure what planet he came down off that trip on...?

What Say We Just Keep Driving...?

THEY'VE GOT US RIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM

Oddly Consoling.

HT:RightKlik

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Christine O'Donnell's Suppressed TV Program!

My relaxing and totally apolitical weekend -- AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, up at 5:30

Morning Session at Operation Gratitude.  Working the tape line sealing packages.  Cutting-edge 3m taping machines.  Cheap Chinese tape.  You do the math.  Wound up running back and forth around the gummed up machine with armloads of packages.  Flesh against Steel! Man against Machine! Manly Men Doing Manly Things with other manly man in Manly Ways! Did I mention we did 6,000 packages in the previous thread?

Lunch and then off to work a street corner GOTV operation with a giant Merlin Froyd banner and a smile. Four hours in the bright California sun.

Dinner, then GOTV phone banking at Burbank GOP HQ 'til 8:30.

Sunday, up at 5:30

Off to stand outside St. Charles Borromeo church handing out pro-life endorsement flyers for candidates 'til 2 p.m.

Then off on a whirlwind tour of my end of the San Fernando Valley replacing trashed or stolen campaign signs.

Dinner, then GOTV phone banking 'til 8:30.

And if my ass is dragging, I can't imagine how tired  Merlin Froyd must be.  He's visited over 15,000 homes in his district personally canvassing for votes, plus dealing with the press, plus dealing with the GOP leadership... he's a little guy, but he's a tough little guy, smart and honest, and California could do way worse.  Lord knows, we have before...

Operation Gratitude, Saturday, October 30

 While jester turned fool Jon Stewart was holding his plastic "Rally to Restore Inanity" in DC even as bombs were being pulled off airplanes around the world, real sanity broke out in Van Nuys CA as people lined up around the armory building to pack and send gift boxes to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan through Operation Gratitude.

Over 6,000 packages were finished before lunch.  The target is 10,000 packages/day during this holiday packing period.

Like everyone else in the current economic 'recovery' OG is finding cash harder to come by.  This is a fully deductible registered charity and there are many ways to support them, from straight financial donations to programs to recycle old cell phones.  Check out their website for ways to keep the boxes flying!

Rule 5½ -- Happy Halloween!

Never Shower With the Window Open

on Walpurgisnacht

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