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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Goes on Nine-State Killing Spree!

Courage, the turkey pardoned by President Barack O'Bama at the White House this last Thanksgiving, has celebrated his freedom with a bloody crime spree across state lines.

Dozens of innocent families were massacred  at their dinner tables before the mad bird was finally brought down by sheriff's deputies and game wardens...

"The game wardens acted stupidly," complained a bitter Obama.


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Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh Hey! That there is Larry the Cable Guy! Bet y'all didn't know he's the game warden in them parts. Most folks get purplexed when he shows up at tha local football game, cuz they don't know tha meanin' of game. It ain't just critters. Well, it looks like he'll be havin' a real nice Thanksgiving. Don't forget a prayer for the Pygmies!

Happy Thanksgivin', y'all

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