Rule 5 Biden Exploratory Campaign Committee Picks Theme Song

Announces Vice President intends to reach out to the majority of Americans...

Investigations SubCommittee Congressman refuses to investigate own security risk...

Congressman Anthony "Wags" Weiner, D-NY and sitting member on the House Energy Committee's Investigations Subcomittee,(corrected) says he is "done talking about" the scandal involving the alleged hacking of his Twitter account over the Memorial Day weekend.

The scandal, centering around a sexually suggestive photograph sent to a Seattle coed, one of several attractive young women the Congressman followed through his Twitter account including at least one porn star, has become an unexpected cause celébre on the internet, a wave fronted by conservative bloggers including Robert Stacy McCain and Ace of Spades, atop a turbulent body of Twitter comments.

 Porn star Ginger Lee counted Congressman Weiner among her 

followers, as did several other young women.

While leftwing bloggers used the burgeoning scandal as an excuse to attack rightwing internet figures such as Andrew Breitbart and Dan Wolfe (patriotUSA76), and conservative bloggers used it to blast the mainstream media for its reluctance to cover Democratic scandals, Weiner's own explanations have varied widely and colorfully, from a claim his account had been hacked to calling it a prank to blaming an unnamed staffer.  However none of the stories have jibed with Twitter's own policies and procedures, nor has the Congressman, who routinely handles sensitive information in his Congressional role, called for any official investigation into the degree to which his and his office's information security procedures may have been compromised.  Instead, he has acquired legal counsel; an inexplicable move more commonly found among suspects in a crime instead of its victims, according to various lawyers and law enforcement authorities.  Weiner himself has shown increasingly erratic behavior as the story spread, culminating in a recent on-air tantrum against respected CNN producer Ted Barrett.

Formerly known for his hardline and combative presentation of the Democratic party line in House affairs, Weiner's continued refusal to investigate this problem or cooperate in any other investigations raises a point of concern as to how far above his elected duties the Congressman intends to place his personal problems.

"Screw everybody else; I'm the one who has to get out of this alive..."

Or perhaps it doesn't.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell Scandal Reaches White House...

"Can't chu wait t'git to a restroom er somepin, bo'?"

NOW never met a woman they couldn't exploit...

So the National Organization of Women is endorsed Jerry Brown the day after the "Whore" comment.

To who is this news. exactly?

NOW, and its sister organizations NARAL and the defunct Hollywood Women's Political Caucus, have a long and shameful history of enabling male sexual predators to advance their political agenda.

They knew about Ted Kennedy, Chris Dodd and their waitress sandwiches.

They knew about Peckerwood Bob Packwood and his prehensile tongue.

They knew about Bill Clinton's serial "bimbo eruptions."

But they never said a word.  Why?  Because these vermin said the right things in Congress, pushing NOW's political aims.

Be very clear about this.  These "women's organizations" knowingly and deliberately perpetuated the sexual victimization of real women for their hypothetical political advantage.

There's a name for women who victimize other women...but I understand Senator Boxer doesn't like to use it...

Chris Dodd Digs Up Dead Ted for Coakley!

Outgoing Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd, the oldest livimg sexual predator in the US Senate, driven from office by his disastrous support of junk mortgages and Obamacare, has sent around a warm, personalized e-mail evoking that drunken whoremonger, philanderer and womankiller Ted Kennedy to encourage Democrats to save Martha Coakley's bigoted, corrupt, incompetent ass for old times' sake... there is something pathological about Dodd's determination to do as much damage to this country as he can before he leaves office...

"Dear RICHARD,
Health care was the cause of my friend Ted Kennedy's life. So it sickens me that the Republican running to take Ted's place is vowing to be the 41st vote to kill health care reform."

"Health Care was the cause of my friend Ted Kennedy's life."
"It's still sometimes hard to believe he's not here - we worked together for almost 30 years." 

...we worked together for almost 30 years...

"I can think of no better way to honor his service than to make sure Martha takes his place and provides the 60th vote for health care reform. We owe it to Ted to make it happen."

Sincerely,

Chris Dodd

I can think of several ways, but I'm pretty sure Beelzebub has beat me to them.  Oh, well, Dodd will see for himself in his time.

Obama School Safety Czar Kevin Jennings Assigned to Head President's Council on Physical Fitness!

Barack Obama Wants To Require Middle Schoolers To Read Gay Porn

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, and I'm glad you won't see or hear me

As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!

Your parents left me here to mind you now I'm doing what I want to

As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!"

Obama's Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings recommends sexually explicit porn to middle schoolers

Gateway pundit has the story, and some incredibly explicit excerpts.  Be warned. NSFW, NSFSchools, and if you're a parent with middle-school-aged kids, probably NSFKevin Jennings.

Look, I play Rule 5 as happily as anyone here, and will go right on doing so.  I likes me a good dirty joke and will even allow that porn is not unknown to me (I've known a couple of porn stars and actually edited a porn movie once. Once was plenty.  Susan Sontag got one thing right).

BUT YOU DON'T SHOW THIS STUFF TO CHILDREN.  Seriously, is that such a difficult concept?

I can't reprint the excerpts here, for fear of triggering Blogger's adult content minefield, but I urge you to follow the link, read the material in question, then go light a fire under the White House, your Congressman, your Senator and your schoolboard.  Jennings has to go, and Obama has to do something to demonstrate he knows one person who isn't a lying, antisocial degenerate.

"Hey, kids!  You know who hangs out with pedophiles?  

That's right!  Other pedophiles!"

Rule 5 -- National Lampoon

Infidel Cartoonist Chris Muir Inflames the Arab Street!

A Special Three Beers Later Guest Report by Noted and Not-at-All biased Middle Eastern Correspondent Jamil al-Taqqiyah

Jamil al-Taqqiyah is a fiery young nonpartisan

journalist who regularly reports

for NBC, Al-Jazeera and the BBC.

Three Beers Later is proud to offer him

his first blogging venue.

The heretic cartoonist Christopher Muir has jeopardized American relations with the Arab world by his shameless exploitation of female nudity in his so-called "comic" strip!

It is bad enough that he flouts the strictest laws firm benevolent guidance of the Holy Quran, by depicting the human form at all, a blatant act of idolatry...

Or that he treats sex as sport for humor, rather than a grimly serious obligation for any decent woman...

He even goes so far as to indulge in lewd double entendres, tricking virtuous men into sinning in their own minds!

The infidel even advocates shameless women prepare themselves to resist the will of men, by force if they so choose...

But truly,Muir's greatest sin of all is...

...I thought I always liked Jan best...!

Self-Selecting Predators List a Hit with Public!

"This is a great day," said one mother of four, who spoke only on condition that TBL never tell anyone in the entertainment industry where to find her children. "It used to be we always wondered which entertainment celebrities were disgusting child predators. Now they're lining up to tell us which of them shouldn't be left alone with our children. This is both a relief in terms of our kids' safety and a real timesaver when selecting our entertainment options in the future."

The Choice is Clear!

"I Know What You Want, California!"

He's an old man for the new century! With his proven ability to bring people together, across racial divides and political aisles (we're looking at you, Medved!), and his HUGE popularity in the political and cultural circles of Europe, Roman Polanski is the one California needs to remain a player on the world stage right alongside France and Poland!

"Whether ya like it or not, Roman's the man!" -- Gavin Newsom

"Roman's a man's man, and I know how to pick'em!" --Arianna Huffington

"Roman Polanski is a man I could get behind!" -- Barney Frank

"He makes me feel young again!" -- Whoopi Goldberg

"Polanski's work has taught me so much!" -- William Kennedy Smith

"You gotta have the respect for a man who knows what he wants and goes after it!" -- Sean "P.Diddy" Combs

"I admire this man so much. I'd love to go out for a sandwich with him sometime." -- Senator Chris Dodd

Pedophila... It's the New Gay!

Roman Polanski rapes little girls... and he looks fabulous!

Hollywood and the Progressive Left Rally Around Roman Polanski and His Lifestyle Choices.

If you're uncritically accepting of enough, eventually you'll accept anything. Besides, it isn't wrong if it opens big on Friday.

Below, a video explanation of the Hollywood mindset. And remember: no matter what Roman Polanski did, Larry Craig tapped his foot!

ADDITIONAL NOTIONS:

1. Of course, by the time this reaches HBO and the Law and Order franchise, Polanski will have morphed into a Milius-esque two-fisted action film director beloved in the flyover states. When Hollywood projects, it's in IMAX.

2. Decency is as alien to Hollywood as pliés are to line dancing.

Further explorations of the greatness that was Ted Kennedy

From GQ, via Ace of Spades.

The important thing to remember from all of this is Chris Dodd is still with us.

It is after midnight and Kennedy and [Senator Chris] Dodd [D-CountryWide] are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant’s annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. “They’d always get their girls very, very drunk,” says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells Gaviglio the senators want to see her.
As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd’s lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.

Eyewitness Betty Loh told me that Kennedy had “three or four” cocktails in his first half hour at the restaurant and wine with dinner. When she walked into the room after Gaviglio had gone in, she says, “what I saw was Senator Kennedy on top of Carla, who was on top of Senator Dodd’s lap, and the tablecloth was sort of slid off the table ‘cause the table was knocked over—not completely, but just on Senator Dodd’s lap a little bit, and of course the glasses and the candlesticks were totally spilled and everything. And right when I walked in, Senator Kennedy jumped off…and he leaped up, composed himself and got up. And Carla jumped up and ran out of the room.”

Dodd, Christopher J. - (D - CT)
448 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
(202) 224-2823
Web Form: dodd.senate.gov/index.php?q=node/3130