Self-Selecting Predators List a Hit with Public!

"This is a great day," said one mother of four, who spoke only on condition that TBL never tell anyone in the entertainment industry where to find her children. "It used to be we always wondered which entertainment celebrities were disgusting child predators. Now they're lining up to tell us which of them shouldn't be left alone with our children. This is both a relief in terms of our kids' safety and a real timesaver when selecting our entertainment options in the future."

The Choice is Clear!

"I Know What You Want, California!"

He's an old man for the new century! With his proven ability to bring people together, across racial divides and political aisles (we're looking at you, Medved!), and his HUGE popularity in the political and cultural circles of Europe, Roman Polanski is the one California needs to remain a player on the world stage right alongside France and Poland!

"Whether ya like it or not, Roman's the man!" -- Gavin Newsom

"Roman's a man's man, and I know how to pick'em!" --Arianna Huffington

"Roman Polanski is a man I could get behind!" -- Barney Frank

"He makes me feel young again!" -- Whoopi Goldberg

"Polanski's work has taught me so much!" -- William Kennedy Smith

"You gotta have the respect for a man who knows what he wants and goes after it!" -- Sean "P.Diddy" Combs

"I admire this man so much. I'd love to go out for a sandwich with him sometime." -- Senator Chris Dodd