Barack Obama Wants To Require Middle Schoolers To Read Gay Porn

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, and I'm glad you won't see or hear me

As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!

Your parents left me here to mind you now I'm doing what I want to

As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!"

Obama's Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings recommends sexually explicit porn to middle schoolers

Gateway pundit has the story, and some incredibly explicit excerpts.  Be warned. NSFW, NSFSchools, and if you're a parent with middle-school-aged kids, probably NSFKevin Jennings.

Look, I play Rule 5 as happily as anyone here, and will go right on doing so.  I likes me a good dirty joke and will even allow that porn is not unknown to me (I've known a couple of porn stars and actually edited a porn movie once. Once was plenty.  Susan Sontag got one thing right).

BUT YOU DON'T SHOW THIS STUFF TO CHILDREN.  Seriously, is that such a difficult concept?

I can't reprint the excerpts here, for fear of triggering Blogger's adult content minefield, but I urge you to follow the link, read the material in question, then go light a fire under the White House, your Congressman, your Senator and your schoolboard.  Jennings has to go, and Obama has to do something to demonstrate he knows one person who isn't a lying, antisocial degenerate.

"Hey, kids!  You know who hangs out with pedophiles?  

That's right!  Other pedophiles!"