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Why Ben Affleck Will Never Be President...

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Note: This clip is presented as fair editorial use and satire by Three Beers Later.  No endorsement of this opinion by Ben Affleck or any other person or corporate entity involved with the film Argo should be assumed.

Movie ROCKED, though,

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White House: NY9 means nothing to the God-King...

The White House says the Democrats' upset loss in NY9 is nothing to do with Barack Obama...

"Let's face it, the Democrats in this Congress have been a real disappointment for this Prophet, er, President, peace be upon him" said Press Secretary Jay Carney, thinking no one in the Press Corps could have an open mike. "We could use some fresh faces."

"OK, sure, they rammed healthcare down the public's throat and passed the first stimulus bill, but what have they done for us lately?  The public's pitching a hissy fit because their forty-year-old kids are moving back home for some reason; they don't have the brains to understand why a green job that costs four million dollars to create is a good job, and the Congress is doing nothing to clear that up.

"Hell, they want us to support small business?  We just spent half a billion dollars to create a small business, Solyndra, right, they're still unhappy, and Congress is just letting us dangle on this.

"For God's sake, we even gave them four new wars on top of the two those f***ing rednecks are already in love with and they're still bitching!  Congress?  Nada.

"So maybe a few more Democrats need to lose their seats so the rest of them will get with the program.  Believe you me, the President, may his loins be fruitful, is paying very close attention to where his endorsements are going to go next year.  The Democrats damn sure better keep that in mind."

Hillary Tanned, Rested and Ready for Primary Fight Against Obama!

Brings Youth, Vigor and Proven Policies to Challenge for the White House!

OK, she brings vigor and proven policies...

OK, she brings proven policies...

...that have been proven NOT TO WORK by Barack Obama implementing them!

Meet the new boss... same as the old boss...

A PROUD ENEMY OF MAXINE WATERS

You can judge a man by the company he keeps and

the enemies he makes...

I SPENT $30,000,000 IN WISCONSIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!

How many union pension funds would $30,000,000 have helped underwrite?  How many new teachers with no seniority would that have kept from being laid off?  How many healthcare workers would that have kept on the job?

Andy Stern. Richard Trumka.  Clothesline. Streetlamps.  Some assembly required.

Seriously, the entire labor movement of the United Freaking States focused its wrath upon one state and six Republican state senators... and the people of Wisconsin looked at all the money being spent, looked at all the screaming marchers, looked at what their state government had been hiring, looked at the goons harassing vote canvassers, and said, "Yyyyyeah... no."

And next week they're going to repeat themselves to make sure they're heard.  This was a calamitous failure of the corrupt union movement in America, and an axeblow to the the very conjunction of the obscene Democrat/union axis.

Make a note of this, candidates: the union bosses cannot deliver for you anymore.  But make all the promises you want, spend all the money you want proving it.  It's fun to watch.

Republican Posts Pictures of Junk Online! Shocking Display of Post-Partisanship!

Another East Coast Democrat has been caught photographing his junk and sending it out onto that Intertubes thing.  As an ex-New Yorker, and in the spirit of collegiality, I thought I should demonstrate that this is not purely an appeal to Democratic voters.  So, herewith, for all parties, in the interests of compromise and inclusion, pictures of my junk, tastefully presented so as not to overstate my case...

Great Moments in Democratic Civility (2) -- FDR's Concentration Camps!

Dem Congressman Beats Wife, Bids for NOW Endorsement....

Charlie Wilson's Whore, I guess...

INJUN GIVER!

Barbara Boxer pushed legislation to buy her paleface son an Indian Casino...

White Woman Speak with Forked & Botoxed Tongue...  

Hank Williams, Jr. — Or An Incredible Simulation — The Great Reneger!

Dem Congressbitch hires goons to shut up questioners -- at public Town Hall

Ah, that wacky First Amendment....

Endorsement...

Proud Democrats Rally to Support Obama, McMahon in Back-to-Basics Traditional Democrat Values!

As someone who was a committed Democrat from my first vote for Jimmy Carter 'til I finally left the party in 2004, I have to say this is a banner day for the party I grew up older in.

Proud Democrats resurrect cherished traditions in

support of the most racially-sensitive President

since Woodrow Wilson

President Barack Hussein Obama, a man with not one drop of African-American blood in his body, went on The View and described the millions of  real African-Americans who voted for him as a "mongrel breed."


“I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
— Robert C. Byrd, in a letter to Sen. Theodore Bilbo (D-MS), 1944.


And Shirley Sherrod, finacial patron of thousands of nonexistent African-American farmers with our money, suggested that Obama might be out of touch with those "mongrels": "And, yes, she said she  meant to suggest that President Obama was in need of a history lesson. “I need to have him down there so I can take him around and show him some of that history,” she said of President Obama..."


Meanwhile, in that hotbed  of progressive thought, New York City, Democratic Congressman Mike McMahon felt obliged to warn the voters that his GOP rival was seeking to buy the election with perfidious, insidious "Jewish money."

" ...if the international Jewish financiers in and outside Europe should succeed..." A. Schickelgruber, 1939


"I wish I could have lived to see this day."  Senator Robert J. Byrd (D. — Stiff)

So  nice to see them coming out at last.  But it's annoying as hell I went and changed parties when there was so much yummy racism in the one I just left...

Obama Solves Energy Crisis!

Enthusiastically toadying to Presidente Calderon of Mexico, the kleptocratic sock puppet of a failed state on our Southern border (and I don't mean California), Barack Obama announced that "our shared values transcend our shared borders... and since our borders are being transcended anyway, I've ordered the Navy to re-occupy the Vera Cruz oil fields.  This will dramatically reduce our dependence on foreign oil and end the need for offshore drilling..."

US Navy alleviating domestic energy crisis, Vera Cruz, Mexico

Veterans Defend Outed Vietnam Fraud Candidate! -- UPDATED!

Veterans today rushed to defend embattled CT Senatorial candidate Richard Blumenthal, exposed by the NYT as having lied about serving in Vietnam instead of receiving five deferments and a safe spot in the Stateside reserves...

"I think maybe the proudest days of my Vietnam service were the time I fought alonside Rick Blumenthal to hold Charlie out of Stuttgart during the Tet Offensive..."  -- Ward Reilly, Vietnam Vets Against the War

"I support Rick Blumenthal even though he never bravely killed a two-year-old like I did..." -- Senator John Kerry, D-MA

"I would endorse Rick Blumenthal but I can't spell it..." -- Jessie Macbeth, Iraq Veterans Against the War


"Rick Blumenthal saved an Iraqi dog my Bradley driver wanted to run over!" -- The New Republic's correspondent Scotty Beauchamp

UPDATE:  Fake veteran 
"endorsing" Blumenthal 
AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE

His name is William Joseph Trumpower and he's listed on the POW Network's "Phony" database, for claiming medals he never earned, rank he never held and experiences he never had.

UPDATE AGAIN!  BLUMENTHAL'S 

FAKE VET BUDDY 

HAS EXTENSIVE CRIMINAL 

RECORD! 

(Ht: This Ain't Hell)

BTW, if you're seriously interested in the "Stolen Valor" outrage, This Ain't Hell does an outstanding job of covering it.

Open Season! Mollohan Out in West Virginia Primary!

Long time Deomcratic kleptocrat Congressman Allan Mollohan, scion of generations of thieving West Virginia Mollohans in Congress, lost his own party primary by a vote of 56-44% in favor of his challenger.  Mollohan reportedly "never saw this coming" even after the farce of having his own committee that he chaired investigate him for corruption.

David Obey Retires -- Exclusive TBL Video!

Bullying Bigmouth Democrat Congressman David Obey announced his retirement today, cutting and running from his Republican challengers.

Three Beers Later has obtained the following exclusive video of Obey performing the traditional "abandoning the sinking ship" ceremony as he cuts and runs from his beset President and Party.

And may I say no one has cut a more dashing figure on the water since John Kerry...

Obama's Secretary of the Navy to Name New Warship for Lying, Thieving, Corrupt, Slanderous Congressional Hack...

HT: Commander Salamander


Oh Hell No...

"The Navy’s 10th San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock will be named for Rep. John Murtha, the long-serving Pennsylvania Democrat who chaired the powerful House appropriations defense subcommittee before he died in February.

"According to a Navy memorandum obtained by Navy Times, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus notified Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Gary Roughead that he had selected “John P. Murtha” for the previously unnamed LPD 26. It’s the latest example of the Navy breaking a convention for naming its warships; the previous ships in the San Antonio class have been named for American cities."

Ray Mabus 

Secretary of the Navy

1000 Navy Pentagon

Washington, DC 20350-1000

UPDATED: Anybody with a fax number for this POS, pass it on and I'll post it. 703-693-9545

Thanks!


President Passive-Aggressive Strikes Again!


For those of you with short memories...








Yeah, Marines won't mind serving aboard this ship...

A Visual Aid...

HT: Duane Buckley