Republican Posts Pictures of Junk Online! Shocking Display of Post-Partisanship!

Another East Coast Democrat has been caught photographing his junk and sending it out onto that Intertubes thing.  As an ex-New Yorker, and in the spirit of collegiality, I thought I should demonstrate that this is not purely an appeal to Democratic voters.  So, herewith, for all parties, in the interests of compromise and inclusion, pictures of my junk, tastefully presented so as not to overstate my case...