Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Oh, my god, my cat is a Democrat...

Boy, you live with someone for seventeen years, you'd think you know them...

Longtime roommate Potluck shows unexpected sinister side...

Okay, I should have seen it coming...

Expects a free meal anytime he wants one... Democrat.

Expects rent free housing as long as it suits him... Democrat.

Expects free, expensive medical care... Democrat.

Craps all over the most important parts of the place and then expects me to clean up his mess... Democrat.

Doesn't want to hear from me about any of it... Democrat.

And then, when I sit down to post this thread and expose him, abridges my First Amendment rights by seizing the computer chair and refusing to give it up... Democrat. Now I know what happened to my absentee ballot in the last election...

Still Life of Democrat Cat, with Head Tilt
Well, he won't get away with it, by God.  I'll show him just who's really in charge of this household.  I'll stand up for my rights and traditional American values!

Yes, I'm posting this from Panera's, why do you ask?

10 comments:

Minicapt said...

... and he uses Windows?

Cheers

kc said...

Cuter and smells better than your average Leftist. I have a total of 7 again - 3 pets and 4 that show up to be fed.

RebeccaH said...

ALL cats are Democrats, Richard. It's their nature.

Btw, happy blogversary.

Amusing Bunni said...

That is TOO funny!
Cats are allowed, because they are cute, plus they don't really vote, so no harm done.

Anonymous said...

The average moggie is 100% more lovable than your average Democrate. Along with loyal and trustworthy. I hadn't really thought about the head tilty thingy before. It must be a throwback survival thing. I wonder if we can breed it out of them? The moggies I mean. I don't think there's much hope for the Democrates.

bingbing said...

Ah yes. But would your average Democrat be kind enough to dump their crap well away from everyone else?

Congrats on the one year.

Fuzzy Slippers said...

OMG, that's hilarious!! (over from Bride of Rove)

Anonymous said...

Watch out for those addicts. Armed with cuteness, a revolver, not to mention the claws and teeth. You can see the dangerous resolve in his eyes. Give him the oil and you won't get hurt.

Deborah Leigh

Maria said...

Nice post

mens dress shirt said...

Your cat is adorable please take care them.

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