Simon's Cat!

"Just so you know..."

"...if you click that microphone button again I will find you and hurt you..."

More Civility News!

It turns out Potluck, my sinister cat with an unsavory past, goes berserk over the smell of Hoppes cleaning solution, and tries to rub himself all over the revolver when I clean it.  This will be a real cost-saver in shammies and paper towels.

Wednesday Foamy!

Because my cat gives me this every time I try to sleep in...

Oh, my god, my cat is a Democrat...

Boy, you live with someone for seventeen years, you'd think you know them...

Longtime roommate Potluck shows unexpected sinister side...

Okay, I should have seen it coming...

Expects a free meal anytime he wants one... Democrat.

Expects rent free housing as long as it suits him... Democrat.

Expects free, expensive medical care... Democrat.

Craps all over the most important parts of the place and then expects me to clean up his mess... Democrat.

Doesn't want to hear from me about any of it... Democrat.

And then, when I sit down to post this thread and expose him, abridges my First Amendment rights by seizing the computer chair and refusing to give it up... Democrat. Now I know what happened to my absentee ballot in the last election...

Still Life of Democrat Cat, with Head Tilt

Well, he won't get away with it, by God.  I'll show him just who's really in charge of this household.  I'll stand up for my rights and traditional American values!

Yes, I'm posting this from Panera's, why do you ask?

Friggin' Cat...

courtesy of Theo Spark