Obama provides Party clown for WH Press Corps!

Doesn't want reporters to feel neglected while he goes to fancy party,

says Gibbs

Hillary Clinton attacked by headhsrinking cannibals on foreign junket!

Democrats are Respected around the world...

The noted and notorious Paco, of Paco Enterprises fame to all graduates of the Tim Blair School of Blogging (our motto, "Si pecuniae est vestri, deficio non optio est"... "Failure is not an option, if you have the money"), takes us on a tour of the Clinton Library. Sadly, for all his roguish charm and raffish ways, Paco remains too much the gentleman to actually make any withdrawals from that overpriced doublewide.

I don't. Behold the kind of dignity and approval the world bestowed on us the last time we elected a charismatic Democrat.

Kennedy, Dodd, Clinton collaborate on PETA ad...