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Monday, October 29, 2012

Why Ben Affleck Will Never Be President...




Note: This clip is presented as fair editorial use and satire by Three Beers Later.  No endorsement of this opinion by Ben Affleck or any other person or corporate entity involved with the film Argo should be assumed.

Movie ROCKED, though,

TRANSCRIPT FOR PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE AUDIO (SORRY):

SPOILER WARNING BELOW PAGE BREAK

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Boehner Makes a Reasonable Request...

"And it is time for the administration and time for our colleagues across the aisle… put something on the table! Tell us where you are!"




















FOUND HIM

Monday, October 18, 2010

WHERE'S BRAD SHERMAN?

California Incumbent Refuses to Debate Challenger,
Blows Off Dinner Honoring Law Enforcement, Firefighters
in His Own District

Longtime Congressional incumbent Brad Sherman (D. - 27th District, CA) has been keeping a low profile this election year.  Save for a couple of carefully scripted Potemkin Town Halls in front of pre-packed safe crowds of union members and government workers, he's been largely invisible in his district.  

He continues to refuse to debate his Republican challenger, Mark Reed.  

He has little or no visible ground game in his district.

Now he has blown off an annual event, the Woodland Hills American Legion dinner honoring the law-enforcement and fire-fighters of the year in the community, that he had committed to attend.

Mr. Sherman seems to have a problem with meeting the voters of his district this year.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

David Obey Retires -- Exclusive TBL Video!

Bullying Bigmouth Democrat Congressman David Obey announced his retirement today, cutting and running from his Republican challengers.

Three Beers Later has obtained the following exclusive video of Obey performing the traditional "abandoning the sinking ship" ceremony as he cuts and runs from his beset President and Party.

And may I say no one has cut a more dashing figure on the water since John Kerry...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Henry Waxman (D-Weekly World News) Grovels Before Corporate Robber Barons, Cancels Health Care Show Trials!

Henry Waxman, California Democrat Congressman, former Star Trek salt vampire, and co-sponsor of the Cap and Trade legislation is reported to have cancelled his planned show trials/hearings for the corporate CEO's who published K-9 documents listing the billions of dollars in losses they are going to take as a result of the Democrats' Obamacare midnight health care bill.  Waxman had claimed the notices were a deliberate attempt to discredit President Obama and his legislation.

Speculation on the Hill is that his crack team of Democratic Congressional staffers reminded the Democratic Congressman that he voted for the bill requiring the publication of said notices following the criminal collapse of major Demnocrat donor Enron.

More informed speculation centered around Waxman's fear that the CEO's would bring dog whistles whose high pitched notes would disorient the congressman, causing him to fly erratically and bump into walls in front of the C-SPAN cameras...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Oral Evolutions...



Democrat Eric Massa is resigning from Congress in the face of allegations he sexually harassed a male staff member.  However, he seems to think it's because he has a real potty mouth, not what he wanted to put in it...


“I own this reality. There is no doubt in my mind that I did in fact, use language in the privacy of my own home and in my inner office that, after 24 years in the Navy, might make a Chief Petty Officer feel uncomfortable...”


Now in Massa's defense, I have to say that the standards of acceptable language in the US military have changed over the years.  So it's entirely possible a senior noncommissioned office might have construed his language as objectionable.


For example, a typical exchange over the hood of a HUMVEE* today might go something like this:


"Look at this, Specialist, you have over-tightened the lug nut on this tire and stripped the threads.  This is not work  to standard and is unacceptable."


"Top, I made a mistake and I will fix it immediately."


Now back in my day, over the hood of a jeep, the conversation would have gone something like this:


"Fuck! Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked!  Fucker!"


"Fuck me..."


If memory serves, this brings to something like 50 the number of  Democrats nationwide cutting and running on their own country, through retirement or resignation...


*Given the topic, I thought I'd avoid "Hummer..."



Monday, January 25, 2010

President Obama on Accepting Responsibility for His Administration...



"Mr. President, you have to come out sometime..."
"Do not!  Tell 'em it was Bush!"

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

60,000 my ass

Compare the overhead photos of the 9/12 march with LBJ's 1,000,000+ inauguration.

HT: Dan Riehl, link below

Friday, September 11, 2009

National Day of Service: Obamawe'en

Once we knew there was darkness in the world.


Once we knew there was evil.

We saw it, right in the midst of our daily lives, and we wanted to remember it, to remind ourselves to be watchful for it forever.

And a day was set aside every year, just before the Feast of All Saints, a day when evil was acknowledged to walk freely in the world.

In the pre-Christian era, it was called Walpurgistnacht. With the dawn of the Christian era, it came to be known as All Hallow's Eve, Hallowe'en, the day when we all acknowledged that evil was real and free to roam the world around us.

But time passed. And we grew distant from the world around us, insulated by our strong homes and creature comforts and beliefs that were easy to hold in the daylight and laws we gulled ourselves into believing would hold the dark at bay with no effort or watchfulness on our part.

And the day we set aside for watchfulness and facing reality became a day of trifling amusements and novelties, a day of laughter and treats for children.

But the evil did not grow distant, and was not trifling, and did not forget.

Now we are told that this day is to be a day of trifles again, of irrelevant little once-a-year acts, to make an end of this day when we acknowledge that evil exists.

Because it is politically inconvenient.

Not again. Never again. We will remember, and we will declare our remembrance... and we will remember the people who tell us we shouldn't.




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