Chinese Navy Steaming for Oakland!

A task force of the People's Liberation Navy has left harbor in China, heading for the US port of Oakland California following the blockading of a Chinese freighter by anti-Israeli activists and American leftists who apparently can't tell the difference between Hebrew and Chinese...

Under the guise of'anti-piracy operations, the Chinese fleet nears the California coast...


Spokesmen for the Chinese government declared the action was in defense of "legitimate national interests" and undertaking to defend the lives and property of millions of Chinese immigrants, documented and not, who have settled in what the PRC calls  "Occupied America".


WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that the President wanted to oppose the occupation of Oakland but was unable to do so, "because it would offer the GOP no reason to accommodate the Administration on comprehensive immigration reform."

Senator John McCain (Weathervane-AZ) said he would probably have an opinion on the invasion in a coupleof days when he saw how it was polling...

Media Matters Missed One Little Detail...

...in Eric Boehlert's nightmare imaginings that we bitter flyovers might stop clinging to our Bibles long enough to use two hands on our guns and turn into a nation of assassins... one small problem with his theory:

Leftist Puerto Rican nationalists (Truman)
Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK): Communist
Sirhan Sirhan (RFK): Arab PLO supporter
Arthur Bremer (Wallace): schizo who stalked Wallace and Nixon
Squeaky Fromme (Ford): Manson Hippie chick
Sarah Jane Moore (Ford): Manson Hippie chick
Carter: um, nobody?
John Hinckley, Jr. (Reagan): Saw Taxi Driver 15 times, developed obsession with Jodie Foster and determined to shoot Reagan to make an impression, as Bremer, the inspiration for Taxi Driver, had.
Bush 41: Nobody
Clinton: Nobody. Francisco Martin Duran fired on the White House, claiming to be destroying an 'alien mist'.
Bush 43: Nobody.
Obama: Nobody.

Frankly, rightwing crazies are way behind the curve. Leftists and lunatics, though, or as we like to call them, Obama's base, are pretty clearly a hazard to the public weal...

UPDATE: Color me stunned; Media Matters hasn't posted this.