Message from the Pragmatic GOP Movement...

 Mitt Romney to deem primary campaign over on Tuesday, April 24th...

Dear Connecticut, fuck you.

Delaware, fuck you.

New York, fuck. You. 

Pennsylvania, oh, and fuck you...

Rhode Island ... and fuck you too, shorty...

North Carolina ...fuck you..

West Virginia, hey, fuck you...

Nebraska, eh, fuck you...

Oregon... fuck you...

Arkansas ...you can't even spell fuck you...

Kentucky ... fuck you, Colonel Sanders ...

Texas ...fuck you and your cowboy mime...

California ... fucking you never gets old...

Montana ... fuck you...

New Jersey ... no, fuck you, fatso...

New Mexico ...fuck you and hum...

South Dakota ... fuck you...

Utah...and fuck you right in your Monument Valley.

Who the hell ever told you you were entitled to a voice in picking OUR candidate?  If you were that damned smart you'd have been in DC working for us.

Now get in line behind our candidate Mitt Romney and just pray he throws you a bone after his landslide victory for which you don't mean shit.

Sincerely,

Willard Mitt Romney, Governor

Reince Priebus, Chairman, Republican National Committee

Marco Rubio (SEN, FL)
Fox News Network

PS — don't forget to donate, and see you in November!

Ann Romney is an articulate, attractive accomplished woman...

... and I say that without the slightest sarcasm; it IS a genuine accomplishment when you beat breast cancer, raise five good kids and fight a daily fight against MS.  Ann Romney is an impressive woman.

On the other hand, Dolly Madison was an articulate, attractive accomplished, impressive woman — and her husband still managed to get the White House burned down when he catered to the Northeast money and political interests...

 

It's a shame we can't elect just the wives, but we can't...

Meanwhile Mitt Romney, now that he needs the support of the NRA and gun owners, says, "Blaze away, boys!" and scolds Obama at the NRA convention.

Even though he defended Massachusetts' harsh gun laws when running for THAT job and the US Senate...

No, seriously, what could go wrong?

We're gonna throw a millionaire corporate liquidator with the 47th worst record of job creation of any governor during his tenure, who imposed a state mandate for healthcare, appointed liberal judges and endorsed draconian gun control laws against a leftist community organizer who's spent the last four years stirring up race and class hatred, imposed a federal mandate for healthcare, appointed liberal judges and supports draconian gun control laws. That ought to do it.

Ray Stevens — Throw the Bums Out!

You must learn to see the fnords....

Smitty tells you how...

Rick Santorum: Rebellion!

"Politicians Came Up With The Theory That There Were Too Many Doctors..."

HT: The Other McCain

This is your country on Obamacare...

GINGRICH WARNS THE WORLD!

Rick Santorum has himself a big ole haunch of Romney...

A long freaking twitter response I hope you find useful...

@mnrobot @ZillaStevenson @ricksantorum There's progressive and there's progressive.  I have NO faith in Romney shrinking government effectively.  Big Gov MA style is all he's ever known. Likewise no repeal of ORomneycare.  In this he's a lot like Obama. He has no experience of alternatives and when presented with the options he's rejected them.

With Newt it's arrogance.  Newt will look at Big Government and think I can make this work!  Hey, it's me! So he's unlikely to cut government departments or subsidiary agencies, but instead to try and micromanage them, e.g, Let's take all the DOE solar money and put it into cold fusion research! In this he's a lot like Obama.  He's an academic who's not as smart as he thinks he but thinks he can bluster and fake it. Remember this was a guy lobbying for permanent L5 orbital colonies at a time when we could barely get a Shuttle launched.

Santorum has always been a grunt.  I don't think he's subject to the sense of institutional entitlement Romney was surrounded by or by what he rightly describes as Newt's grandiosity. When Newt was posing for the cameras, Santorum was on the House floor holding the votes together behind Gingrich and his flights of fancy.  Where he has erred in the direction of "progressive" I honestly believe it's been either a matter of principle, as with Specter, or in the sense of this was the best he honestly thought we could get.  Remember, it was Santorum who made the deal for welfare reform, while Newt was smoking cigars with Clinton.

So in terms of reversing progressivism's metatstasis in the body politic, I have higher hopes for Santorum than either of the front runners.  Of course a lot more of the People That Matter think they can use Mitt or Newt more readily...

No time for questioning integrity? Reeeeally?

Guess what, Governor.  In the unlikely even you ever park your backside behind the Resolute Desk in a professional capacity, your integrity will be tested every single day. Every single event you're advised of, every decision you're called on to make, every demand you have to answer, every plea you have to hear, every offer you have to accept or deny, will test your integrity.

Every single one of them.  24/7/365 from the Oval Office to the golf course to the Executive Bedroom.

And if you don't like that, if you're not prepared to accept that* you have no business being in the Oval Office.

*I don't say because if you're not scared of that, because no one in their right mind wouldn't be scared of that responsibility.

Coming Soon to an Employer Near You — Liquidator 2!

Guys, here's the thing.  It DOESN'T MATTER if what Romney and Bain did was legal or not.  You're going to a country with double-digit unemployment and saying, "Hey! Vote for the guy who cut private sector jobs!"

Can you possibly NOT see how that is NOT GOING TO WORK?  Have you been inside the Beltway (or trying to get there) that long already?

Rick Santorum on Romneycare in National Review...

"For the past year, Mitt Romney has been trying to distance himself from his record on health care, most notably from his signature health-care-reform law in Massachusetts, commonly referred to as “Romneycare.”

Although the former Massachusetts governor would prefer to deny it, Romneycare shares many characteristics with Obamacare, the president’s unpopular overhaul of the national health-care system, and over the past five years, Romneycare has proven to have many of the same fatal design flaws that Obamacare has."

Read the rest here...

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