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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

UPDATED— Mannish Woman Who Hangs Around Dikes Implicated In School Shooting Terror Case

Rachel Maddow, the MSNBC commentator inexplicably but perhaps not entirely seriously described as "... funny, and she's just a cut above everyone else on that execrable channel," by some conservative commentators, has been implicated in the forced closing of hundreds of Broward County schools directly as a result of the misleading editorial practices of her program and network.
Maddow did a feature on the appearance of conservative talk radio host Joyce Kaufman at a July 3rd Tea Party event, decrying Kauffman's vicious, hate-filled speech about gun ownership at the rally and on the air.  The problem was, the tape was inexplicably not vicious or hate-filled enough to make Kaufman's point, so she and her network did what any responsible, professional, ethical journalists would have done.

They, um, trimmed it, y'know? Punched it up.  Spiced it up a little bit.

And boy howdy, did they.  They spiced it up so hot and hyped it so heavily that Ellisa Martinez, a Green Party member in Broward County was inspired by the spirit of civic virtue to call Kaufman's show and announce her husband had just grabbed his guns and run out the door, and that there was going to be a school shooting in support of Kaufman's edited position.  As a result, 300  Broward County schools were locked down, the 275,000 children held inside closed buildings and unable to return home.  

There was the usual rash of automatic accusations against right-wing extremists and 'teabaggers'.

This week, a grinning Martinez pled guilty to sending the threat, and is expected to receive 12-18 months against a possible 5-year maximum sentence.

There has been no discussion of the case or its conduct on MSNBC or by Maddow.  It's almost like "unapproved things unhappen," as PJ O'Rourke once put it.

UPDATE: In an exclusive statement to this blog, talk show host Joyce Kaufman states, "I have not heard from MSLSD and I am considering legal action against multiple parties who were complicit."

Monday, May 16, 2011

Because Progressives Am Smarter Than We Is...

How can you parody these people?

Please.  Seriously.  SOMEONE at MSNBC please explain who the hell thought it was a good idea to take the "network's"* openly lesbian commentator, your biggest audience "draw" since the departure of Keith Olbermann...

I mean, for God's sake, what could they have said in the pitch session for this ad?
"OK, guys, we need something defining for Rachel, something big, something that just reaches out to the audience and screams, 'RACHEL MADDOW!'
"I got it!  How about a HUUUUUGE..."  Sorry, even I can't got there twice.
Where the hell were GLAAD and ACT-UP! while this was going on?  Talk about your subliminal messaging...

*(Network in the sense that even though there are YouTube Channels with bigger audiences, MSNBC is on pay cable and that makes them important .  Just ask them.)

Friday, April 29, 2011

Helen Thomas Upskirt Photos!

Robert Stacy McCain has come up with a brilliant marketing ploy to increase traffic to his fine, upstanding, moral, conservative blog: posting links to nonexistent voyeur-cam photos of respectable young women.

This is obviously an idea whose time has come, so I felt it incumbent upon me to repeat his success.  Here goes:

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/rosie_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/joy_behar_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/kathy_griffin_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/sean_connery_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/code_pink_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/rachel_maddow_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/chris_matthews_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/streisand_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/amy_winehouse_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/pelosi_upskirt.html

Lemme know how this works for ya, I got a million of 'em

Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Other McCain: Rule 5 Sunday

The Other McCain: Rule 5 Sunday

And Robert Stacy McCain is looking for an Archie Goodwin to his Nero Wolfe. According to Rachel Maddow and Charles Johnson, you will have to provide your own robes and armband until he sees how it's working out...

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