Texas Rangers MLB Franchise files for bankruptcy! Bush mysteriously not blamed...

Debtors say they are being screwed by interim financing deal reached with Major League Baseball.

Oddly, although George W. Bush was a previous owner for the team, no one has gotten around to blaming him for the failures of the owners who followed him....

"Wow, I rememorize when that team could sell tickets... 
Miss me yet?"

No Congressional hearings have been called, no Congressman damning the GOP for the bankruptcy on the Sunday talk shows, no ignorant David Brooks editorials have been published.  Pundits are baffled by the sudden silence...

"Jug-eared sumbitch is losing a step every f***in' day..."

Jewish Supporters Abandoning Obama!

Followoing polls showing that just 42% of the Jews who voted for Obama would vote for him today,  Obama addressed the issue before an enthusiastic crowd in Berlin, saying:

"Too late, beyotches!  Heil myself, heil to me, I'm the

kraut who's out to change your history...so give a great big smile,

and one 'SIEG HEIL' to ME! WONDERFUL MEEEEEEE....!"

Administration staffers were quick to clarify the President's remarks.  Rahm Emanuel went before the press to explain:

"We really screwed up the messaging.  Folks, the armbands are optional, and won't cost you one penny more in taxes!"


On a serious note, Three Beers Later wishes a happy 1932 to all the happy little kapos of the American Jewish Left.  You were nice while you lasted.

Mad Dog Time: Rahm Emanuel Visits Health Care Holdout!

Eric Massa -- "Rahm Emmanuel accosted me naked in the shower!!"

A THREE BEERS LATER DECREE!

HEAR THIS, AND TREMBLING, OBEY!

Let it be proclaimed, from this day forward, that vulpine Chicago fixer Rahm Emanuel shall be henceforth and forever referred to as 

WHITE HOUSE NUDIE CUTIE RAHM EMANUEL!

(With apologies to Doris Wishman)

A Necessary Correction to Jason Horowitz of the Washington Post...

...and why Rahm Emanuel is not about to be thrown under the bus...


 "And on Tuesday, The Post led the paper with a purported news story by Jason Horowitz saying that a president with Obama’s “detached, professorial manner”"drunken, chainsmoking incompetence" needed “a political enforcer” somebody who "showed up sober once in awhile" like Emanuel to have a chance of succeeding..."  

No need to thank me, Jason.  Mind you, with staff screwups like the AF 1 New York terrorist flyover and the  WH gate crashers under his belt, Rahm is no Al Haig as Chiefs of Staffs go...

Working on my raaaaacist cred!

I seem to be having a hard time working up the mandatory raaaaacist! street cred any good eeeeeevil conservative needs to be taken seriously these days.

Okay, granted, I didn't help myself by routinely getting pounded as the "class nigger-lover" back in school, or when I got Negro black Afro-American black African-American enlisted men (of color? Is that still the approved usage?) civilian jobs when I was a race relations and economic opportunities officer in the Guard, but haven't I poked enough fun at Barack Obama? Haven't I heaped enough contumely on his puerile policies and prissy faux-leadership? Haven't I derided the character, company, morals, intelligence, narcissism and complete spiritual and intellectual vacuity of America's Last Black President sufficienttly to be declared a raaaaacist? For God's sake, haven't I even laughed at his wife enough?

To paraphrase the old Hollywood motto:

Who do I have to fuck with to be called a racist around here?!

Okay, fine. I'm gonna give this one last stab and then I'm going back to just writing whatever I feel like.

You want to understand Barack Obama? Go read "Porgy" by Dubose and Dorothy Heyward, and check out the character of the charlatan Lawyer Brown, who exploits the hapless denizens of Catfish Row with his bogus legal advice.

You want to understand Barack Obama? Go read "The Emperor Jones" by Eugene O'Neill, in which a corrupt thug dictator destroys himself battling his nameless little fears and inner demons while ignoring the true destruction closing in on him.

You want to understand Barack Obama? Go read Henrik Ibsen's "Peer Gynt"... especially the onion-peeling scene.

You want to understand Barack Obama? Go read Ibsen's "The League of Youth", and see if you recognize the character of the lawyer Stensgård, "unhampered by character, conviction or social position."

And while you're at it, if you want to understand Rahm Emanuel, go ahead and read Christopher Marlowe's "The Jew of Malta."

There won't be a quiz. But there might be recognition.

So. Am I a raaaaacist yet?

FBI Outs Democratic Terrorist!

No, not him. Not yet anyway.

Mad Bomber, gun freak a Democratic campaign strategist

Alleged to have blown up the wrong car trying to kill a campaign opponent.