"I know I've never spoken much about my darlin' little beard boy in the past," said the deeply closeted "preacher" and former Democratic campaign manager, "but the Lord has inspired me to say that I have never been prouder of God's little blessing of mine before..."
"I mean, honestly, using the death of innocents and the suffering of the bereaved to call attention to a completely unrelated issue and slur your opponents, well, seriously, that's what this family is all about."
Phelps went on to welcome Kos to the Westboro congregations, saying, "We need another good castrata for the choir..."
