The Other McCain Complains About the Lack of Intimacy in the GOP

In fairness to David Brooks I must confess that a Republican senator did try to feel my thigh once. Then he realized it wasn't my thigh and got intimidated. (Again, to be fair, I had the same problem with Chuck Norris.)

And in the name of bipartisanship and reaching around across the aisle, I have found Brooks a preferable dinner companion...

Carol at No Sheeples Here takes modest exception to Brooks' talent, intelligence, politcs, integrity, politeness and personal hygiene, while nevertheless finding him another tablemate.

I have to disagree, however, with her claim that 'desperate is not a sexual preference.' Usually the folks who say this are the same people who tell you that 'sex is no laughing matter.' If this is true, then I and every woman I have ever propositioned have been doing it wrong.

David Brooks: What the Hell Was I THINKING?!

David Brooks at the NYT gets smacked with the Obama cluebat.

Five months too late.



David Brooks, last seen standing bravely astride the path of history, crying, "Come back! Come back!

He is survived by Chris Buckley



The Hank Williams, Jr.



of conservative thought ("Gee, I loved his daddy...!")... who probably won't get the above reference.